Skinny girl

You shouldn't be doing that anyway.

Hopefully, you'll learn enough biology to know that girls' legs don't feel like wood.

Sounds like your having nice relationship with your table leg. Be careful playing footsie you don’t want to break a leg

That’s mortifying to you? Oh boy, wait till you have sex for the first time.

You just like her but are not dating? Why are you trying to play footsie?

We’ve all been there.