Food, Injury and Miscellaneous: Ouch

Ouch

By Anonymous - 13/01/2013 12:41 - United States

Today, while trying to quietly sneak a midnight snack with my girlfriend, I was slowly opening the pantry door so I wouldn't wake my mother. My girlfriend came and swung open the door onto my foot, taking the top layer of skin with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 410

You deserved it 5 193

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By Zack - 01/04/2012 21:36 - United States - Duncannon

Today, I woke up to shuffling noises coming from downstairs. Suspecting the worst, I jumped out of bed, and whispered over my shoulder for my girlfriend to stay quiet. Only after going downstairs and taking a swing in the dark with my bat did I figure out it was just my girlfriend foraging for snacks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 744

You deserved it 26 487

By BoomHeadshot - 02/05/2012 02:27 - Australia

Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 627

You deserved it 32 832

By Brian - 20/11/2012 15:50 - United States - Sandston

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 298

You deserved it 33 296

Night terrors

By scared shitless - 24/06/2020 08:02

Today, I learned the hard way that my girlfriend’s young daughter sleepwalks. I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water, only to be greeted in the dimly lit hallway by her creepy silhouette. I yelped like a bitch and dropped the glass on my foot, breaking two toes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 742

You deserved it 321

By Vince - 09/12/2011 19:38 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling up on the couch with my girlfriend, when my drunken mother walked in the room, slurred out, "Room for one more?" and leaped on top of us. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 052

You deserved it 3 226

Caring

By Anonymous - 18/03/2020 08:09

Today, I was rummaging about in the pantry. When I turned to walk away, the heavy pantry door fell off, struck me in the back of the head, and the wood surrounding the doorknob cracked. When my mom came home, she accused me of "property damage." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 507

You deserved it 113

By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 625

You deserved it 39 349

By Anonymous - 29/10/2011 07:43 - United States

Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 458

You deserved it 23 813

Non confrontational

By Anonymous - 04/05/2023 03:00

Today, I snuck into my aunt's house while she was working to raid her pantry, like I do most days. Excited for a snack cake, I went to the pantry. Apparently she'd found out, because there was a lock on it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 93

You deserved it 1 927

Late reaction

By fuck - 22/01/2020 14:00 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 308

You deserved it 656

misspulkadot24 17

Sunday 13 January 2013 19:34

This reminds me of when Spongebob pushed the sofa onto Squidward's foot. I always had to look away...not that I watch Spongebob...*bad poker face*

DocBastard 38

Sunday 13 January 2013 21:20

Hey, guess where the sensory nerves are? If you guessed the top layer of skin, you win the grand prize.

Comments

misspulkadot24 17

Sunday 13 January 2013 19:34

This reminds me of when Spongebob pushed the sofa onto Squidward's foot. I always had to look away...not that I watch Spongebob...*bad poker face*

rockstar362 8

Sunday 13 January 2013 19:52

Nothing when you're 12!! (Awaiting thumb downs and death threats)

MrBrightside21 20

Sunday 13 January 2013 20:12

18 - I'm not going to make a death threat. This way, you won't expect it when I do kill you. Haha. Just kidding. But seriously though.

theycallmekitty 13

Sunday 13 January 2013 21:54

18- You've never noticed all the adult humor in Spongebob? When I was little that stuff went waaaay over my head. When I watch it now I actually get all the jokes and it's hilarious.

FastidiousPear 6

Sunday 13 January 2013 22:38

YOU'RE DEAD 18!!

doglover100 28

Sunday 13 January 2013 23:52

I can't watch that scene. It's so gross.

eddeeezzyy 19

Monday 14 January 2013 0:06

Yeah! Lol wasn't that the episode where Squidward wants to beat Squllium in the fancy house contest?

doglover100 28

Monday 14 January 2013 1:16

Yeah. It was to have the fanciest house, he needed to move his couch.

Smartdumbblonde 27

Monday 14 January 2013 1:24

What's wrong with spongebob? He's funny lol

jesustitts 20

Monday 14 January 2013 13:53

Have you ever seen the splinter episode?? I can't watch when it goes in :| it's awful!!

SRU_Toronto 5

Tuesday 15 January 2013 4:07

You're never to old for SpongeBob

GTAmax99 12

Sunday 13 January 2013 19:35

Did you get the snack?

GTAmerc 2

Sunday 13 January 2013 21:23

Alright, so I gotta say I've seen your name a couple times. It scares me every time at first, thinking it's me. Anywho, carry on good sir.

GTAmax99 12

Monday 14 January 2013 0:54

Boo! Haha did I scare you?

GTAmax99 12

Monday 14 January 2013 2:50

Well now I'm never eating pizza again -_-

fleeper 13

Monday 14 January 2013 3:55

Yes. It's making me cringe.

lilhellian 26

Sunday 13 January 2013 19:35

Man up op.. It's only a layer of skin...

eddeeezzyy 19

Sunday 13 January 2013 19:42

At least he didn't step on a Lego...

iOceanus 18

Sunday 13 January 2013 19:43

"'Tis but a scratch."

KayBeeFFFixed 5

Sunday 13 January 2013 20:38

I agree with #3. Shouldn't even have felt that...

DocBastard 38

Sunday 13 January 2013 21:20

Hey, guess where the sensory nerves are? If you guessed the top layer of skin, you win the grand prize.

lilhellian 26

Sunday 13 January 2013 21:26

Doc did you not say something to me about detecting sarcasm.. This was meant with a hint of sarcasm

DocBastard 38

Sunday 13 January 2013 22:12

Sorry Hellian, I was talking to KayBeeFFFixed.

lilhellian 26

Sunday 13 January 2013 22:59

It's ok doc.. it's all good. :)

ColdplaySucks 18

Monday 14 January 2013 0:29

What's the prize?

timjones 8

Monday 14 January 2013 10:19

A Coldplay CD.

kra1985 8

Sunday 13 January 2013 19:35

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

lilhellian 26

Sunday 13 January 2013 19:41

They could be in a bad way financially.. And OP just wants to be considerate and let the mom sleep..

YakuzaxGeneralz 9

Sunday 13 January 2013 19:59

I just assumed he didn't want to wake his mom because it was midnight

U_GotitDude 18

Sunday 13 January 2013 19:36

Something similar to this has happened to me before. I know that pain :( FYL OP.

license2chill 5

Sunday 13 January 2013 20:55

I had similar experience before, it was also late at night and I was looking for food, I kicked the sharp corner of a hard wood furniture with bare toes by accident, I felt something was screaming inside my body...

yoursucklives 36

Monday 14 January 2013 9:15

something similar happend to me, but not only was the top layer of my skin taken off, but my toenails too.

FlamingTacos 7

Sunday 13 January 2013 19:36

At least you got your granola bar

funky2525 14

Sunday 13 January 2013 19:38

Ouch!!! That probably feels like stubbing your toe except 10 times worse! Sorry Op

XxDevilxXGt 26

Sunday 13 January 2013 19:58

It probably feels like getting your skin scraped off. Cannot compare using units of stubbed toe!

XxDevilxXGt 26

Sunday 13 January 2013 19:58

It probably feels like getting your skin scraped off. Cannot compare using units of stubbed toe!

KM96 24

Sunday 13 January 2013 20:01

It might be a closer comparison to compare accidentally grating your finger / hand, but 10x worse

iOceanus 18

Sunday 13 January 2013 19:40

Oh God, that sounds incredibly painful...

Smartdumbblonde 27

Sunday 13 January 2013 19:45

Ouch, that must've hurt. Just think of it this way, it could of been way worse

LolPieRofl 11

Sunday 13 January 2013 21:24

Explain.

BongRipsForJesus 7

Sunday 13 January 2013 21:34

*Could've.

Smartdumbblonde 27

Monday 14 January 2013 1:35

Well it could've pealed off more than one layer of skin to where it started bleeding, or from the bottom of the door, it could've broken a bone in ops foot (by smashing a bone in his foot down and breaking the bone in half).