Embarrassing, Alcohol, Drunk, Toilet and Teenagers: Drunk twats in the toilet alert

Drunk twats in the toilet alert

By PublicToiletEspionage - 21/05/2009 10:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I was desperate for a pee so I used some public toilets which were full of obviously underage girls drinking. I didn't think anything of it until halfway through my business when I looked up to see two of them leaning over the top of the stall taking pictures with a mobile phone. FML

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By S4L - 02/07/2009 04:13 - France

Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML

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By Anonymoose - 19/08/2016 20:06

Today, I was in a public toilet. I looked down and realised someone in the stall next to me was peeing on my foot underneath the divider. They didn't even attempt to aim for the toilet bowl. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2009 22:02 - United States

Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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Sprinkler system

By missed - 25/06/2021 14:01 - United States

Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML

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Desperate times

By jeana - 25/11/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I was so desperate to pee that I used the only bathroom in the convenience store I was in, which was “Employees Only.” Well, the door got stuck and I had to get an employee to let me out. FML

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By Me - 07/03/2012 18:24 - United States

Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML

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By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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By Captain Oops-a-Lot - 03/11/2023 00:02

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML

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jarofarts 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:05

wtf? why would they take pictures of you peeing? drinking in a public restroom and taking pictures of strangers peeing. those kids are cool, man.

Rooney101 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:02

Sounds a lot like what happened on the awesome tv show 'The Inbetweeners'

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Rooney101 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:02

Sounds a lot like what happened on the awesome tv show 'The Inbetweeners'

Lolzords 11

Saturday 18 September 2010 22:21

This.

Eamon666 3

Wednesday 20 March 2013 13:25

Hello I'm Will and I'm having a shit.

jarofarts 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:05

wtf? why would they take pictures of you peeing? drinking in a public restroom and taking pictures of strangers peeing. those kids are cool, man.

I_Have_No_Idea 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 4:44

this comment make my life lmao ^^

XblahhX 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:06

that is ******* terrible

alex_vik 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:08

So they're drinking underage, and taking pictures of strangers? They ****** up their lives.

Metalexi 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:08

#1 or Borat fanatics.

ddrluna 2

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:10

So did you kick their ass/report them? I'd have snatched their phone and showed it to whoever owned the joint.

mygiraffe 1

Monday 12 July 2010 11:33

I wouldce kicked there ass-_____- ill put their heads in the toilet !

redmusketeer 1

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:10

Hahahaha won't they have some interesting new photos when they become sober. hahaha Don't worry about it you'll never see them again!

Monado 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:11

I woner why you're making this a big deal. These girls are idiotic enough to be drinking and are so pathetic that they take pictures of random people peeing.