By can't wait to go home - 10/06/2016 19:18 - Trinidad and Tobago - Port-of-spain

Today, I lost an art contest to some talentless arsepipe whose piece was literally just a broken heart crudely drawn in her own blood. FML
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Sounds like she put more heart into her work

mds9986 24

Well the judges must have thought it was bloody fantastic. Don't get so heart broken over it.

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Sounds like she put more heart into her work

mds9986 24

Well the judges must have thought it was bloody fantastic. Don't get so heart broken over it.

What a bloody beginner.

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aesthetic umbrella 18

I love your puns.

landofconfusion2 8

pun perfection. You are a cut above the rest.

Bloody hell I wish I was cut out to be like you, but seriously your seriously witty

I haven't seen so many puns in one post until now.

19990231 29

Two "cut" puns in one dialogue? Sloppy.

your wit is sharp

I applaud you for that??

I both hate and love you for that.

M3DO 24

You sound like a hater, a broken heart drawn in her own blood is art in its own way

And so is my pile of shit on top of an ice cream cone

And so can be a pair of glasses.

Don't forget to name it "this is not a pair of glasses."

Don't be discouraged, OP. Learn from the past, and if the contest is held again next year, you'll have a year's worth of used tampons or maxi pads that seem like they'd be sure to win!

I remember a story my art teacher told me about a kid who vomited on his own art project on purpose for the aesthetic, and gave it to her for the assignment. Pretty funny! On a serious note, though, doesn't the whole blood thing count as a safety hazard? I know it does for the AP Art classes when you send them in...

Ruskiy_Cherep 18

Im curious, what was your masterpiece?

Isn't that a health violation?

See, that's what I was thinking. A piece of art like that shouldn't have even been accepted into the contest, much less win!

I don't know anything about Trinidad and Tobago, but they may not have the same health standards as more advanced countries?

"More advanced countries" ??? ... you may want to rephrase that.

If they covered it with a setting/finishing spray, it wouldn't be exposed to the open air and it would probably be fine.

#31 ummm if you read the portion of the location in parentheses it is part of the port of spain. Spain is definitely a first world country.

Sounds bloody awful. Hopefully your heart wasn't broken over this.