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By BigKid - 28/01/2021 21:30

Today, I threw a tantrum because my younger sister ate my chocolate. I'm almost 18. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2013 21:29 - Canada - Oshawa

Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML

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Rude awakening

By Anonymous - 03/03/2022 11:00 - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough

Today, I was woken by my younger sister punching me in the balls. She also pulled the duvet off, and dragged me out of bed by my feet and onto the floor. All because I ate her chocolates, which were a gift. I was left writhing in pain in my underwear right in front of her. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2011 19:48 - United States

Today, a fight broke out between my 21 year old sister and our 6 year old brother. I tried to intervene, only to end up getting battered to shit in the process. According to my sister, he's going to hell for eating her candy. FML

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By Literal Baby-Daddy - 02/07/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough

Today, my toddler threw a screaming, rampaging fit, because I ate the last chocolate mousse from the fridge. Did I forget to mention said toddler is actually my 52 year old dad? FML

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No introductions needed

By Anonymous - 18/02/2023 09:00 - United Kingdom - Bangor

Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2012 12:12 - United States - Worcester

Today, my husband had a temper tantrum because I wouldn't get him a chocolate bar at the store register. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2012 19:43 - United States - Nutley

Today, trying to be nice, I asked my little sister how school was. She burst into a temper tantrum and screamed at me to fuck off. She's eight. FML

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It's a set up!

By Anonymous - 10/02/2023 01:00 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my brother had texted me, asking, "Why did you take Mom's chocolate? That's pathetic." I proceeded to swear on my own life that I didn't, but directly after that he sent me a picture of the wrapper in my room. FML

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By magicmaster19 - 20/06/2019 14:30

Today, my mom complained that I never do anything nice for her, so while out shopping I bought her favorite chocolate bar. When I got home, she screamed at me because she’s on a diet. FML

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Teenagers…

By LieutenantDimwit - 30/04/2021 18:01 - Jordan

Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML

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Friday 29 January 2021 2:18

There's no upper or lower age limit for throwing tantrums over stolen chocolate. That's some bullshit!!!

princess_stabitty 20

Friday 29 January 2021 4:26

If you steal my food, you better hope that temper tantrum will be the only thing I throw.

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Charlie Given 26

Thursday 28 January 2021 22:19

I feel ya if I had my heart set on some delicious chocolate I'd be pissed too

MovieFreak1978 11

Friday 29 January 2021 0:25

I would of done the same, no one touches mine especially since I paid for it

Alc627 3

Friday 29 January 2021 0:47

I used to do things like this until I found out I have depression and anxiety. If this happens often, it's worth getting some help...

RichardPencil 30

Friday 29 January 2021 2:18

There's no upper or lower age limit for throwing tantrums over stolen chocolate. That's some bullshit!!!

wmayrhofer 18

Friday 29 January 2021 12:36

my wife just threw one at 59 so yeah

princess_stabitty 20

Friday 29 January 2021 4:26

If you steal my food, you better hope that temper tantrum will be the only thing I throw.

metroido 17

Wednesday 15 September 2021 9:24

I would see a therapist about that. It’s a very real possibility you have autism.

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