Miscellaneous: Today, I was at Disneyland with a friend. We were watching the...

By sharky - 20/01/2012 21:17 - United States

Today, I was at Disneyland with a friend. We were watching the light show, and when Tinkerbell came out, we both started crying. Some guy noticed and called us "fucking pussies". FML

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By FailureAtLife121 - 27/06/2009 03:44 - United States

Today, I was at Disneyland with some of my friends. While eating lunch, we watched a small child get frightened by the person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out laughing only to be jumped by Chip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder than the little kid. FML

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By TheFlash - 22/06/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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Happiest place on Earth

By creepedoutmom - 17/05/2015 16:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML

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By Ren - 27/01/2009 20:02 - United States

Today, I was at work, the Disney Store. A little boy was crying so I went over to him. After talking to him for a little while I found out he couldn't find his mother. When he became comfortable I went to help him stand up, he choked back his tears and then puked all over me from the waist down. FML

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By notsohappilyeverafter - 26/11/2011 21:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2012 05:15 - United States

Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML

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By ssydneyy - 17/07/2012 19:47 - United States - Lakewood

Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML

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Disney magic

By Anonymous - 17/11/2010 19:08 - United Kingdom

Today, the highlight of my day was a conversation about Disney, which ranged from Pocahontas lunch boxes to Disneyland Paris. I don't know who was more excited; me, a 20 year-old man, or the 6 year-old girl I was talking to. FML

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By beachbumb8538 - 15/07/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML

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Saturday 21 January 2012 1:48

well... that kinda is pussy behaviour lol.

L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18

Saturday 21 January 2012 1:48

Well that's rude. But why we're you crying?

Comments

rockerlove2013 6

Saturday 21 January 2012 2:55

Its ok the light/firework shiw is amazing i started to cry too like a little baby lol

juneashleighb 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 3:02

Ignore him and have fun.

PoeSlayer 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 3:05

You went to Disneyland? Definitely FYL

mynameisTiffany 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 3:05

who the heck cries when they see fricken tinker bell???!!!!

ALEXLASFLA 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 3:05

Maybe because its true?

sweet_candy_ 17

Saturday 21 January 2012 3:10

Sometimes the truth hurts.

Pelreskovich 11

Saturday 21 January 2012 3:10

If you're guys.. And heterosexual.. Yes, you are *******. You shouldn't be crying for anyone but Goofy, duh.

Akharr01 5

Saturday 21 January 2012 3:13

Tinkerbell is my homie-G

startrekker 3

Saturday 21 January 2012 3:13

Eh fake, parents everywhere there would have gone after him for using those words around their kids.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 21 January 2012 3:21

The FML is supposed to have the issue at hand that makes it an FML, the manditory "Today" and "FML". OP can't add extra crap that would ruin the fml. And you can't prove this is fake. You got no proof. Shut up, ass-face...