Today, I was at Disneyland with a friend. We were watching the light show, and when Tinkerbell came out, we both started crying. Some guy noticed and called us "fucking pussies". FML
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Today, I was at Disneyland with some of my friends. While eating lunch, we watched a small child get frightened by the person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out laughing only to be jumped by Chip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder than the little kid. FML
Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML
Today, I was at work, the Disney Store. A little boy was crying so I went over to him. After talking to him for a little while I found out he couldn't find his mother. When he became comfortable I went to help him stand up, he choked back his tears and then puked all over me from the waist down. FML
Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML
Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML
Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML
Today, the highlight of my day was a conversation about Disney, which ranged from Pocahontas lunch boxes to Disneyland Paris. I don't know who was more excited; me, a 20 year-old man, or the 6 year-old girl I was talking to. FML
Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML
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Top comments
tj4234 36
well... that kinda is pussy behaviour lol.
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
Well that's rude. But why we're you crying?
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Comments (173)
rockerlove2013 6
Its ok the light/firework shiw is amazing i started to cry too like a little baby lol
juneashleighb 0
Ignore him and have fun.
PoeSlayer 0
You went to Disneyland? Definitely FYL
mynameisTiffany 0
who the heck cries when they see fricken tinker bell???!!!!
ALEXLASFLA 0
Maybe because its true?
sweet_candy_ 17
Sometimes the truth hurts.
Pelreskovich 11
If you're guys.. And heterosexual.. Yes, you are *******. You shouldn't be crying for anyone but Goofy, duh.
Akharr01 5
Tinkerbell is my homie-G
startrekker 3
Eh fake, parents everywhere there would have gone after him for using those words around their kids.
THE_A_TEEN 28
The FML is supposed to have the issue at hand that makes it an FML, the manditory "Today" and "FML". OP can't add extra crap that would ruin the fml. And you can't prove this is fake. You got no proof. Shut up, ass-face...
ImInYourFACEbook 8
It's ok OP. All you need is faith, trust, and pixie dust! (I really need to stop watching Disney movies.)