Today, I was at Disneyland with a friend. We were watching the light show, and when Tinkerbell came out, we both started crying. Some guy noticed and called us "fucking pussies". FML
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Today, I was at Disneyland with some of my friends. While eating lunch, we watched a small child get frightened by the person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out laughing only to be jumped by Chip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder than the little kid. FML
Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML
Today, I was at work, the Disney Store. A little boy was crying so I went over to him. After talking to him for a little while I found out he couldn't find his mother. When he became comfortable I went to help him stand up, he choked back his tears and then puked all over me from the waist down. FML
Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML
Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML
Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML
Today, the highlight of my day was a conversation about Disney, which ranged from Pocahontas lunch boxes to Disneyland Paris. I don't know who was more excited; me, a 20 year-old man, or the 6 year-old girl I was talking to. FML
Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML
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tj4234 36
well... that kinda is pussy behaviour lol.
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
Well that's rude. But why we're you crying?
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Comments (173)
YOUSOCK 10
I busted out laughing!!!
sierraroxursox22 3
sorry guys. just got a little pixy dust in my eye
Aerofresh 3
If you noticed in the movies Tink is sometimes sour and sometimes sweet. So yeah YDI
sneakypeekaboo 8
I just got home from Disneyland two hours ago. How convenient.
bizarre_ftw 22
Gesture downward and say "yes, we Do have a pair of *******. Now if you look up you'll see the sky, and if you work out 2+2 you'll get 4, now get lost dumbass!"
kei1108 13
Ignore him and his sexist comments!
dogpup4 23
How the **** is it sexist? He never said anything specific to their genders.
ryanbeast 7
tinkerbell is a *****
THE_A_TEEN 28
I have this new thing I created, it's called CALMING DOWN! Try it sometime...
Sammyhime 0
How rude! ): It's okay OP I work there and still cry during every big show.. XD Though I cried more with Dumbo flying over the castle then Tink but that's just because I hate her. :P
snafu63 0
he's right, I think you need to re-evaluate your life.