Today, I was at Disneyland with a friend. We were watching the light show, and when Tinkerbell came out, we both started crying. Some guy noticed and called us "fucking pussies". FML
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Today, I was at Disneyland with some of my friends. While eating lunch, we watched a small child get frightened by the person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out laughing only to be jumped by Chip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder than the little kid. FML
Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML
Today, I was at work, the Disney Store. A little boy was crying so I went over to him. After talking to him for a little while I found out he couldn't find his mother. When he became comfortable I went to help him stand up, he choked back his tears and then puked all over me from the waist down. FML
Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML
Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML
Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML
Today, the highlight of my day was a conversation about Disney, which ranged from Pocahontas lunch boxes to Disneyland Paris. I don't know who was more excited; me, a 20 year-old man, or the 6 year-old girl I was talking to. FML
Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML
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tj4234 36
well... that kinda is pussy behaviour lol.
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
Well that's rude. But why we're you crying?
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Comments (173)
arvale8802 1
Yea...why were you guys crying..??
msjoyfull84 0
The guy had a point....... *******! Lol!
Battle765 4
You're a pussy and he's a dick sounds like a match made in heaven to me.
NickAdenhart34 3
The happiest place on earth
Strwbry3Shortcke 8
Since when is Tinker Bell something to cry over? The guy didn' have any right to say what he said but still.....
stoych 19
The only words that came into my head after reading this FML are ' man the **** up, wet pants'. I'm 6 months pregnant and wouldn't cry at Tinkerbell. Its a cartoon!
BullletProof 5
WEll, that was certainly rude of him, but really... tinkerbell?
fersuremandeee 9
A pussy is the stronger if the two genitals! Stay strong OP, tell him it's better than having a weak pair of balls that shrivel and cower in the cold.
jaycob11 0
If you were guys, *******!!! If you were girls, why the hell yall crying for?
PRpandaz 6
You mad?