Miscellaneous: Today, I was at Disneyland with a friend. We were watching the...

By sharky - 20/01/2012 21:17 - United States

Today, I was at Disneyland with a friend. We were watching the light show, and when Tinkerbell came out, we both started crying. Some guy noticed and called us "fucking pussies". FML

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By FailureAtLife121 - 27/06/2009 03:44 - United States

Today, I was at Disneyland with some of my friends. While eating lunch, we watched a small child get frightened by the person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out laughing only to be jumped by Chip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder than the little kid. FML

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By TheFlash - 22/06/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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Happiest place on Earth

By creepedoutmom - 17/05/2015 16:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML

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By Ren - 27/01/2009 20:02 - United States

Today, I was at work, the Disney Store. A little boy was crying so I went over to him. After talking to him for a little while I found out he couldn't find his mother. When he became comfortable I went to help him stand up, he choked back his tears and then puked all over me from the waist down. FML

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By notsohappilyeverafter - 26/11/2011 21:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2012 05:15 - United States

Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML

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By ssydneyy - 17/07/2012 19:47 - United States - Lakewood

Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML

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Disney magic

By Anonymous - 17/11/2010 19:08 - United Kingdom

Today, the highlight of my day was a conversation about Disney, which ranged from Pocahontas lunch boxes to Disneyland Paris. I don't know who was more excited; me, a 20 year-old man, or the 6 year-old girl I was talking to. FML

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By beachbumb8538 - 15/07/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML

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Saturday 21 January 2012 1:48

well... that kinda is pussy behaviour lol.

L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18

Saturday 21 January 2012 1:48

Well that's rude. But why we're you crying?

Comments

twilightluvr101 4

Saturday 21 January 2012 3:22

Its ok I get the same reaction from warching dora

greatness101 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 3:26

Well, it IS tinkerbell.

randomnameflob 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 3:27

Where does it say the guy was ginger?

Cyrren 22

Saturday 21 January 2012 3:30

Seriously? THIS got voted into FML?! What a bunch of crap.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 21 January 2012 3:51

That's wha happens when the Moderators snort crushed yucca roots at their weekly meetings and vote for the FML's. True frickin' story...

ledzeppfan77 6

Saturday 21 January 2012 3:34

Lmfao

jklmams 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 3:37

No the guys right your *******

Dusty_Busters 15

Saturday 21 January 2012 3:38

Ur dumb

The_Hitdude 12

Saturday 21 January 2012 3:52

Anyone else find it amusing that a grown man at Disneyland is calling two women *******? I know I did...

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 21 January 2012 4:02

Yes me too, but that doesn't stop people here from being douchebags and yell out "******* *******" or other descriminating shit. I guess society has fixiated that people who cry are just pussyfied men. Morons....

bubo_fml 10

Saturday 21 January 2012 3:56

Tough talk from a bully who hangs out @ the Peter Pan ride & derides people for being tenderhearted...Now, that's a real Man! (What a wanker!)

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 21 January 2012 4:06

...and #74, YOU'RE a moron for 1) Not telling the difference from "you're and "your". 2) Thinking that 2 over-emotional women are *******. What the **** is wrong with society?