By beachbumb8538 - 15/07/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML
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Kgottber 8

Go, Dobby, go! That's what you sign up for when you go to an HP movie premiere, silly.

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iAmScrubs 19

He was trying to destroy the Horcrux within you. Trust me, you will thank little Dobby later.

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worldcupcheer17 0

maybe Dobby thought you were harry and tried protecting you!

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whybother8 0

lol thats a true fan.. unlike u.

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TheWonderchick 0

that's what you get for going to Harry potter premieres!

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YayorNay 8

Op should have whipped his wand out.

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Iamnotmyself 17

Damn things, you give them just ONE sock and they go berserk!

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fthislyfe 22

DON'T EVEN COMPARE THAT DOUCHE TO DOBBY! Dobby is my hero!

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Iamnotmyself 17

-44 Is it sad I cried when he died in the book, in front of my class? During Social Studies. On a lesson about Hitler. It was about how he died... What I'm trying to say is I got beat up a lot.

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whyXD 13

So who won? i heard those house elfs are very tricky.

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fthislyfe 22

48: me too I cried when Dobby died :(

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yazmi_09 3

88- lots of people watch Harry Potter, including myself

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fthislyfe 22

Well, actually, the movies are no way as good as the books. but still...

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hayleclark 17

why would you ask that, when you took the time to comment on this FML?

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hiflier1012 3

haha what would have been funny is if he stole your seat, then yelled MISCHIEF MANAGED!!!!!!!

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Idonebeenhad 17

dressed like s house elf....?! so he was wearing a single stranded rag? LOL

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forest1wolf 9

sister went dressed as bellatrix and there was a best costume contest she won(: dedication oh and there was alott of competitors

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koe4 0

dude this world is filled with so many strange unexplainable people

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rawrgle 7

88- Who the **** does not watch harry potter?

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NeatNit 32

Lot's of people don't. 88, rated up! :P

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XxDrUnKeNGaMeRxX 0

harry potter is amazing.Your argument is invalid.

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alexibabyxoxo 0

that's what happens when you watch Harry potter.

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chandlerbelacic 17

There's nothing better than Harry potter. Shut your pie hole you muggle!

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Kgottber 8

Go, Dobby, go! That's what you sign up for when you go to an HP movie premiere, silly.

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OWNZ 0

At least Hagrid didnt sit on op...

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Uraharas_Bankai 1

Dobby doesn't mean to kill, Dobby only means to mane or seriously injure!

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BaconDave 12

Dobby's nice. It was probably Kreature.

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daisyloo 7

Maybe it was Dobby's friend avenging Dobby? You never know....but FYL, that really sucks:(

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Orcina1 3

46. kreature was nice after they gave him the locket. you'd know that if you read the book

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yazmi_09 3

well 71 if YOU had read the book you'd know it's spelled kreacher :)

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SunDropGirl 0

you people hahaha all OP said was house elf hey didn't specify which one. and i hope the costume wasn't to showing... on a big guy if you know what I mean. but hey I wish i couldl have dressed up gone to the premiere so bad!!!!

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skizzlerz 0

Maybe it was Winky. Ohhhh snap nobody thought about that.

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XxDrUnKeNGaMeRxX 0

Kreacher...although Kreature would be kinda cool

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WereKitty27 1

Dobby is dead! I saw it with my own eyes! How could he have wrestled you for your seat?

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

it was Kreatcher lol the old ugly one >.>

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alexg823 0

You guys dissapoint me. Has no one read the books?

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PiggieGirl638 0

I did, but apparently not many people here have. I wish that they actually showed more than just the two house elves in the movies. I would've wanted to see at least Winky on the big screen!

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nwatso96 0

yup that's SOOO smart bcuz he would've gotten thrown out of the movie theater with no seat and no Harry potter

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EmilyFelton98 0

No Don't Hurt Dobby!!!!

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iAmScrubs 19

He was trying to destroy the Horcrux within you. Trust me, you will thank little Dobby later.

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freerun4life97 0

to bad Dobby is dead

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holybuckets 0

HP fans are insane!! that was a fantastic movie though. :)

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hahaurfunnylol 1

nah LOTR are Insane especially the first day the third one came out

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loveuforever 0

It was an amazing movie!! I saw the midnight premiere and nobody got wild and crazy but the lady monitoring the comings and goings of movie goers was pretty intense.

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GAMaeishere 0

i was one of the crazy fans who dressed up (Slytherin pride!). Yeah, it was intense. You would have thought we were carrying a bomb.

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nocomment1 3

being dressed as a house elf, did you get tackled by a naked old man wearing just a cloth? lol

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Kill_Kayt 5

he said "20 year old man" which is not old at the least and barely a man.

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c_rios88 4

got your ass kicked by Dobby, that's priceless

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Virginia6810 16

anybody else have to read this more than once to make sure they read it right?

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