Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML
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Kgottber
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Go, Dobby, go! That's what you sign up for when you go to an HP movie premiere, silly.
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iAmScrubs
| 19
He was trying to destroy the Horcrux within you. Trust me, you will thank little Dobby later.
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Melissa92_fml
| 13
That's dedication right there!
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worldcupcheer17
| 0
maybe Dobby thought you were harry and tried protecting you!
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whybother8
| 0
lol thats a true fan.. unlike u.
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TheWonderchick
| 0
that's what you get for going to Harry potter premieres!
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YayorNay
| 8
Op should have whipped his wand out.
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Iamnotmyself
| 17
Damn things, you give them just ONE sock and they go berserk!
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fthislyfe
| 22
DON'T EVEN COMPARE THAT DOUCHE TO DOBBY! Dobby is my hero!
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Iamnotmyself
| 17
-44 Is it sad I cried when he died in the book, in front of my class? During Social Studies. On a lesson about Hitler. It was about how he died... What I'm trying to say is I got beat up a lot.
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cameycamcam
| 7
I thought dobby dying was hilarious!
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whyXD
| 12
So who won? i heard those house elfs are very tricky.
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Lucidium
| 0
who the fuck watches Harry potter
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fthislyfe
| 22
48: me too I cried when Dobby died :(
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yazmi_09
| 3
88- lots of people watch Harry Potter, including myself
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fthislyfe
| 22
Well, actually, the movies are no way as good as the books. but still...
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hayleclark
| 17
why would you ask that, when you took the time to comment on this FML?
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Iamnotmyself
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-88 Who the fuck comments on FML?
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TheWonderchick
| 0
you say, through a comment. lol.
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hiflier1012
| 3
haha what would have been funny is if he stole your seat, then yelled MISCHIEF MANAGED!!!!!!!
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Iamnotmyself
| 17
-126 it was supposed to be ironic :)
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Idonebeenhad
| 17
dressed like s house elf....?! so he was wearing a single stranded rag? LOL
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forest1wolf
| 9
sister went dressed as bellatrix and there was a best costume contest she won(: dedication oh and there was alott of competitors
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koe4
| 0
dude this world is filled with so many strange unexplainable people
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rawrgle
| 7
88- Who the fuck does not watch harry potter?
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NeatNit
| 32
Lot's of people don't. 88, rated up! :P
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tashhshere
| 0
I cried too....
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XxDrUnKeNGaMeRxX
| 0
harry potter is amazing.Your argument is invalid.
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alexibabyxoxo
| 0
that's what happens when you watch Harry potter.
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chandlerbelacic
| 17
There's nothing better than Harry potter. Shut your pie hole you muggle!
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Kgottber
| 8
Go, Dobby, go! That's what you sign up for when you go to an HP movie premiere, silly.
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OWNZ
| 0
At least Hagrid didnt sit on op...
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myxcure
| 2
Or Grawp...
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Uraharas_Bankai
| 1
Dobby doesn't mean to kill, Dobby only means to mane or seriously injure!
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BaconDave
| 12
Dobby's nice. It was probably Kreature.
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daisyloo
| 7
Maybe it was Dobby's friend avenging Dobby? You never know....but FYL, that really sucks:(
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Orcina1
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46. kreature was nice after they gave him the locket. you'd know that if you read the book
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HelloFeesh
| 0
Dobby is dead, he can't go
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yazmi_09
| 3
well 71 if YOU had read the book you'd know it's spelled kreacher :)
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SunDropGirl
| 0
you people hahaha all OP said was house elf hey didn't specify which one. and i hope the costume wasn't to showing... on a big guy if you know what I mean. but hey I wish i couldl have dressed up gone to the premiere so bad!!!!
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dreamnitedarling
| 9
Kreacher.
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skizzlerz
| 0
Maybe it was Winky. Ohhhh snap nobody thought about that.
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XxDrUnKeNGaMeRxX
| 0
Kreacher...although Kreature would be kinda cool
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WereKitty27
| 1
Dobby is dead! I saw it with my own eyes! How could he have wrestled you for your seat?
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GothGirl3030
| 6
it was his ghost
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Xx_Dakota_xX
| 1
it was Kreatcher lol the old ugly one >.>
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DropTheDaggerxx
| 31
I bet it was a goblin. Nasty buggers!
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alexg823
| 0
You guys dissapoint me. Has no one read the books?
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PiggieGirl638
| 0
I did, but apparently not many people here have. I wish that they actually showed more than just the two house elves in the movies. I would've wanted to see at least Winky on the big screen!
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fudawee
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should of knocked his ass out. ?
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nwatso96
| 0
yup that's SOOO smart bcuz he would've gotten thrown out of the movie theater with no seat and no Harry potter
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Toggybbz
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lol you look like snoop dogg
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EmilyFelton98
| 0
No Don't Hurt Dobby!!!!
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iAmScrubs
| 19
He was trying to destroy the Horcrux within you. Trust me, you will thank little Dobby later.
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freerun4life97
| 0
to bad Dobby is dead
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holybuckets
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HP fans are insane!! that was a fantastic movie though. :)
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hahaurfunnylol
| 1
nah LOTR are Insane especially the first day the third one came out
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hahaurfunnylol
| 1
LOTR fans*
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loveuforever
| 0
It was an amazing movie!! I saw the midnight premiere and nobody got wild and crazy but the lady monitoring the comings and goings of movie goers was pretty intense.
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GAMaeishere
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i was one of the crazy fans who dressed up (Slytherin pride!). Yeah, it was intense. You would have thought we were carrying a bomb.
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UsernameIsUsed
| 9
Did you curse him?
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nocomment1
| 3
being dressed as a house elf, did you get tackled by a naked old man wearing just a cloth? lol
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Kill_Kayt
| 5
he said "20 year old man" which is not old at the least and barely a man.
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c_rios88
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got your ass kicked by Dobby, that's priceless
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Virginia6810
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anybody else have to read this more than once to make sure they read it right?
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64ponygirl
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yes. three times lol