Today, my grandfather told me I could bring a date to my cousin’s... - FML

By Thatgirl - 14/04/2019 20:00

Today, my grandfather told me I could bring a date to my cousin’s wedding. I said I didn't have anyone to bring. He replied, “That's the saddest thing I've heard all day.” He’s 98. FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 14 April 2019 20:28

It was just the saddest thing all day. Had he said it was the saddest thing he's heard in his life, that would be an FML! Your loserhood would be sadder than the Holocaust, the Great Depression, Pearl Harbor, Hiroshima and Nagasaki, 9/11 and the many wars and genocides of the 20th century.

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Sunday 14 April 2019 20:15

Don't let it get to you, lots of people don't have dates to bring to special occasions Everyone will be focusing on your cousin that day anyways

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Sunday 14 April 2019 20:15

Don't let it get to you, lots of people don't have dates to bring to special occasions Everyone will be focusing on your cousin that day anyways

RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 14 April 2019 20:28

It was just the saddest thing all day. Had he said it was the saddest thing he's heard in his life, that would be an FML! Your loserhood would be sadder than the Holocaust, the Great Depression, Pearl Harbor, Hiroshima and Nagasaki, 9/11 and the many wars and genocides of the 20th century.

Aphrodite 20

Monday 15 April 2019 12:54

You don’t need to bring anyone! have fun with friends and family.

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Monday 15 April 2019 12:59

You don’t need to bring anyone! have fun with friends and family.

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Monday 15 April 2019 18:05

Maybe he just thinks it is sad that such an awesome girl is single.

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Monday 15 April 2019 18:06

Maybe he just thinks it is sad that such an awesome girl is single.

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