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call her a cow. thats an insult from where i am from in england
Mom-1 OP-0 Ouch.
Thisismyreign, you do realize that your comments are getting thumbed down for a reason right?
:( well...that isn't what mothers say.... I feel bad for you...
Maybe not in India cows are Gods to them.
Just post her real age on her wall that will piss her off. And you'll get you revenge.
Your Indian right?
65, you go on and on about how smart you are and how you like to correct people, but when you get corrected you tell people that it doesn't matter, you don't rate intelligence based on spelling/grammar etc. So how do you rate it? Because that pretty much defines it. If you can't get your point across intelligently then you might as well stay quiet, instead of having people think of you as a hypocrite and a fool.
Let's Hope you were a spotted cow :)
16 and burgers :3
16 aliens seem to agree with OP's mother.
131- I'm sure the mother was just kidding. My Mom used to tease me about being so skinny-mini and tell me that I was the founder of the Itty-Bitty-Titty-Comitee. And since I've had my son, she teases me by calling me a "shit-brick-house" and "Big-Booty-Judy" and stuff like that. I am 99.999% sure OPs Mom was just kidding.
Uhhh #160, Where did you got that OP is a goverment official? I'm pretty sure citizens can't post statutes of their own. Your comment was useless...
KeyboardWarrior - I looked up the word "intelligence" in several dictionaries and funny enough, none of them say ANYTHING about spelling/grammar. Webster defines it as "the ability to learn or understand or to deal with new or trying situations". Spelling/grammar may be an aspect of intelligence but it in no way defines it.
176 But see what you did there? You got your point across by typing like an 'intelligent' human being. That's what I mean. If you gave me the definition of another word claiming it to be the definition of intelligence, I would call you out on it. And if you were to say "oh it doesn't matter, I'm still smart" it would mean you are not only a hypocrite, but a fool. My point is, why half ass it? If shes as smart as she claims, she should at least look the part. You know, talk the talk and walk the walk.
And quite frankly I don't like being corrected by someone with 10+ spelling and grammar errors in their profile (silentbutfunny). It doesn't make her look smart, but either really stupid or really arrogant.
And taste good with A-1
Cows are sacred in India.
87- And yet, "HA HA" You know…from your picture :P hehe well not that it REALLY is HA HA but yeah... Never mind! Lol
Aliens.jpg Meme reference.
Wut I don't speak nerd
Wut I don't speak ginger
Memes: You're doing it wrong.
109-- I don't always thumb down comments. But when I do, it's because you insulted memes.
Thread dying? Not on my watch. >:{
Your mom was really yanking your udders(sp?)
This all seems like a big moosunderstanding to me.
Bahahaha.. Ohh man. This Fml gave me the giggles.
10 points for originality!
-10 points for failure of alien folklore. Aliens MUTILATE cattle. They abduct PEOPLE. Most of the instances of aliens abducting cattle have been jokes - aliens trying to follow human ideas of UFO behavior and getting it a bit wrong.
Tell her "I came from you. Call me a cow, LOOK AT YOURSELF. SHAME".
Tell her your weight is genetic. Then call her a fatty.
oh, BOB SAGET!!!
ouch!
Your mom is a bitch.
Perhaps her bitch is a mom?
94- I am sensing that you feel the same way I do about Nicki Minaj. Get on YouTube and look up "What Nicki Minaj wants in a man", posted by Jenna Marbles. I swear you will fall out of your chair laughing! Let me know how you enjoyed it. Jenna Marbles is an absolutely hilarious blogger. After you watch her video, you should subscribe to her vlog.
Your ugly and yes he is.
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call her a cow. thats an insult from where i am from in england
Pretty sure it's a insult everywhere.. Go to the gym!