Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids, when a girl in line next to us slipped a hand down her boyfriend's pants and started groping him. I politely asked her to stop, to which she snorted, "Why? Your kids've gotta learn the birds and bees somehow." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while at the park, my 3 year-old ran up to a lady, grabbed her chest and loudly asked, "Are these your breasts? Are they private on you too?" FML
Today, my daughter and I went to the mall. While we were looking for clothes, she walked away from me and touched a man on the arm and smiled and said "Hi!" The man freaked out and screamed at me for letting that "thing" in public and to "wear a condom next time." FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML
Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML
Today, my 7-year-old daughter came up to me in a noisy mall and said "boo-boo" pointing to her hand. Not paying enough attention, I kissed her hand to make her feel better. She grimaced and said "No dad, bird poo." FML
Today, I was at the mall with my girlfriend's family. Her 7 year old brother told me he was feeling sad, so I tried to give him a pat on the back, but it turns out he had a bruise there. He yelled out "don't touch me there!" In the middle of the mall. Now her parents think I'm a pedophile. FML
Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML
Today, while life-guarding, I had to explain to teenage boys that shoving objects up each others' butts and complaining that someone was giving them anal was inappropriate at a family facility in front of kids under the age of 10. FML
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RodzillaX 30
Those lines do get very long and boring.
cuppycakeslove 20
Ugh, call security, that's public indecency and so disrespectful if its a family park.
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Comments (156)
rhevenge 19
nasty people. I hope your kids aren't under the age of seven
th3hardrocker 12
You know, she's got a point.
mameburgess 7
valuable lesson...taught kids what not to do in public. thank goodness she was a lady. lol
Bagman2014 8
What a c you next Tuesday.
worldclassrager 41
They will later...doing that in public is a bit excessive...at least it didn't go much father than that...
ohdannyboyy 8
Terrible!
aligater10 7
Way to bring kids down the naughty road early what a classy lady -_-
StanBVB 10
I personally don't see the problem with people doing stuff like this in public. I want my kids to know that love is normal and doesn't need to be hidden.
gallaeo 21
So you would have no problem with taking your kids to a establishment that is primarily for children & have them stand there & watch some girl give a hand job to her boyfriend? You would have no problem being around/knowing your young teenage daughter is performing sexual acts in any form on a guy in front of young pre-pubescent children? Or even out in public in general let alone standing right in front of small children? You see no problem with any of that in any way shape or form? Just asking, just intrigued to know where the line seems to stand on that, I would just like to know your reasoning and/or logic to that in any way......
siggy_mcsigx 22
I fail to see how public groping is "love", because I believe if the guy loves her, he won't expect/accept her doing degrading things for all to see. If you are going to teach your kids sex at an early age why give such a vulgar example?
justmeCee 16
I'd complain to the ride operators the security would probably kick them out of the park. That is nasty. Some people are so uncouth
Love_is_no_joke 6
Oh god