By singlemam - 15/03/2016 01:51 - United States - Akron

Today, while at the park, my 3 year-old ran up to a lady, grabbed her chest and loudly asked, "Are these your breasts? Are they private on you too?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 19 170
You deserved it 2 081

Same thing different taste

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JocelynKaulitz 28

It is if you want to get punched in the face.

I advise against it, the last time I used it I ended up in court

Please record yourself trying it on some women. Then watch the recording of you getting slapped/punched/kicked in the balls over and over until you understand your mistake.

awwww. I hope the poor lady wasn't too alarmed. Your kid is three lol so funny. I really do hope the lady had a sense of humour.

Good principle that just didn't translate. Hopefully she was understanding since he was so young!

Not considering how awkward it must've been for you, it is quite funny. Hope the lady didn't really take it too bad.

Your kid is only three haha don't sweat it too much.

Mathalamus 24

It's funny, but only once. Try teaching him to not do that.

Mathalamus 24

It can be difficult to teach a three year old.

tantanpanda 26

You can tell a kid to always look both ways before crossing a street, but it doesn't mean they'll do it.

Honey, **** breast not to do that again !

What a natural, soon to be savage haha