By singlemam - 15/03/2016 01:51 - United States - Akron

Today, while at the park, my 3 year-old ran up to a lady, grabbed her chest and loudly asked, "Are these your breasts? Are they private on you too?" FML
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Dawnoftime 12
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A child's pursuit for knowledge has no boundaries.

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gamermonster 34
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The joy of kids.

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ssnow_fml 20
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That's a good pickup line

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JocelynKaulitz 28

It is if you want to get punched in the face.

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A07 48

No, it's really not

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crudeandrudeguy 29
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I advise against it, the last time I used it I ended up in court

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LyricaSilvan 29
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Please record yourself trying it on some women. Then watch the recording of you getting slapped/punched/kicked in the balls over and over until you understand your mistake.

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gamermonster 34
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The joy of kids.

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Dawnoftime 12
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A child's pursuit for knowledge has no boundaries.

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abbyade 21
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awwww. I hope the poor lady wasn't too alarmed. Your kid is three lol so funny. I really do hope the lady had a sense of humour.

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MandyO 15
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Good principle that just didn't translate. Hopefully she was understanding since he was so young!

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darshini_ii 24
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Not considering how awkward it must've been for you, it is quite funny. Hope the lady didn't really take it too bad.

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sinisterace 12
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Your kid is only three haha don't sweat it too much.

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Mathalamus 24

It's funny, but only once. Try teaching him to not do that.

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Mathalamus 24

It can be difficult to teach a three year old.

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trex454 21
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do or do not there is no try

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tantanpanda 26

You can tell a kid to always look both ways before crossing a street, but it doesn't mean they'll do it.

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Laphog 17
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Honey, tits breast not to do that again !

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rpaiva00 10
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What a natural, soon to be savage haha

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