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By .. - 13/09/2011 14:48 - United States

Today, I was in a hurry to get something out of the oven, so I quickly grabbed my roommate's only oven mitt and grabbed the pan in the oven. It didn't take long to figure out there was a hole in it when my thumb hit the hot pan. FML

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By Jlipka - 22/05/2010 02:33 - United States

Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML

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I've got blisters on my fingers

By Owie - 09/11/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that my oven mitt has a hole. Time to get a new one, whenever my finger stops burning. FML

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One hand freestyle

By Clumsy idiot - 27/10/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, I got way too used to using two oven mitts at once to take food out of the oven since I'm so clumsy. So, when I tried to take food out of the oven with the only one oven mitt I could find… Well, take a wild guess what happened. Go on, just try and guess it. FML

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Kitchen nightmare

By cookiemonster - 13/08/2013 16:10 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, after placing it on top of the stove, my hot tray of freshly-baked cookies slipped. I caught it, though. With my bare hand. FML

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By numbtongue - 13/03/2015 04:19 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML

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By HarvestMoon_gal - 24/07/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML

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By princess - 08/09/2018 13:00

Today, I accidentally touched a hot pan and, like any normal person would, jerked my hand back. My mom saw, yelled at me for being a "prissy princess" and then proceeded to stick her whole hand on the hot pan for a full 5 seconds. FML

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Slippery when wet

By anonymous - 03/01/2017 01:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML

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By burnt - 13/08/2012 04:43 - Australia - Middle Swan

Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML

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By Monty - 01/03/2009 08:45 - United States

Today, I was baking cookies. When I took the tray out of the oven I closed the door, but it bounced back open and hit me in the back of the knees. That caused me to sit down on the hot oven door. I was just wearing my short bathrobe and no underwear. I really burned my ass and um...stuff. FML

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ironik970 13

Tuesday 13 September 2011 18:54

Don't ask what the hole was for...

YaboyVinnie 21

Tuesday 13 September 2011 18:53

Thumbs up for this one.

Comments

jerome1995 4

Tuesday 13 September 2011 18:53

Epic fail is a fail.

urdirtyolduncle 15

Tuesday 13 September 2011 19:14

Should've used an EasyBake

VVeetard 8

Tuesday 13 September 2011 19:19

Wow. I feel so enlightened. Thanks, #1.

crazychick1269 7

Tuesday 13 September 2011 19:26

#16 hahahah so true

Naomimi_fml 6

Tuesday 13 September 2011 20:00

Know your memes, children.

poostool 5

Tuesday 13 September 2011 21:15

It's the oven mitt ******* hole. Yuuummmm

FFPulley 9

Tuesday 13 September 2011 21:42

Poke a hole in your roommate's contraceptives. That'll show'em!!!

freelove_fml 2

Tuesday 13 September 2011 22:53

Poke a hole in your roommate.

EvilPotato 14

Tuesday 13 September 2011 23:36

Should gave taken the time to find yours, trust and use only yours stuff.

Christianrules 1

Friday 16 September 2011 2:31

Obviously a fail is a fail... Why must you repeat yourself?

this_female 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 18:53

hahaha!

flockz 19

Tuesday 13 September 2011 19:37

that comment #2... i see what you did there.. i dont think many other people will catch it though so for everyone who didnt, she laughed alot.

ShyAnn29 14

Tuesday 13 September 2011 22:50

I don't get it either

13FTW 9

Wednesday 14 September 2011 0:47

Ah, flockz, I too see what #2 did there as well. Do you care to enlighten the others? Or do wish me to do it?

YaboyVinnie 21

Tuesday 13 September 2011 18:53

Thumbs up for this one.

NabbdjuretPerry 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 21:57

..and thumbs down for this one...

CryMoreFMLs 14

Wednesday 14 September 2011 6:21

You two are thumbs prophets!

aliadnan708 6

Tuesday 13 September 2011 18:54

Ouch

chulamami916 6

Tuesday 13 September 2011 19:44

Ouch is right, I hate getting burnt. OP should try cool aloe vera, and just wrapping the wound with a damp cloth. Not really much else, once its burnt its burnt. Just try to make it as comfortable as you can until it heals.

GrooveSponge 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 22:46

Somehow I read ****** in your comment somewhere...anyways, I feel for you OP! Burns are super annoying, especially when they grow into a big, juicy blister. Yum!