Got away with it, surely?

By Cinnanyan - 02/06/2016 10:20 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, due to me not looking, I accidentally bit an apple made of styrofoam that was meant to be a part of a display on the kitchen table. My roommates were there and me not wanting to embarrass myself by putting it back, I walked out, apple in hand, to throw it away elsewhere. FML
I agree, your life sucks 6 750
You deserved it 2 600
Weird Roommate Awkward Miscellaneous
Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

JustHereToSayYDI 11
Send a private message

As someone who is prone to falling, bumping into things, forgetting to open my mouth when I'm drying to drink and other embarrassing things, I have some advice. Just be the first to laugh at yourself. Be self deprecating and people will not make fun of you! A friend actually told me how well I handled those kind of things recently. So really trust me when I say you don't have to pretend nothing happened. Laugh and everything will be fine!

13 1
Reply Report
Welshite 39
Send a private message

#6: Your name is a lie!

13 1
Reply Report
Next

Comments

jonny201 11
Send a private message

YDI for not paying attention

7 16
Reply Report
jentrynicole 20

I think your roommates are going to notice your kitchen decoration missing.

8 0
Reply Report
Cinnanyan 9
Send a private message

Hello! It is I, the OP. Honestly, I don't even care that I was an absent-minded idiot. I'm just so happy my FML got posted. Next time I'll be sure to check first if it's a real apple before biting into it!

7 5
Reply Report
JustHereToSayYDI 11
Send a private message

As someone who is prone to falling, bumping into things, forgetting to open my mouth when I'm drying to drink and other embarrassing things, I have some advice. Just be the first to laugh at yourself. Be self deprecating and people will not make fun of you! A friend actually told me how well I handled those kind of things recently. So really trust me when I say you don't have to pretend nothing happened. Laugh and everything will be fine!

13 1
Reply Report
Welshite 39
Send a private message

#6: Your name is a lie!

13 1
Reply Report
RabbitOfAurora 28
Send a private message

Wouldn't you feel the weight and texture difference though??????

2 3
Reply Report
whysobeachy 37
Send a private message

Oh boy, that's a whole lot of question marks.

7 0
Reply Report
meltingturtle 24
Send a private message

A lot of styrofoam fruits/decorations like that have a weight of some kind in them so they won't get knocked off the table or be as light as plain styrofoam.

3 1
Reply Report
djurmel89 30
Send a private message

Aaaaaand your life sucks because of that? Wow. I'd like to trade lifes.

0 0
Reply Report
jow96 17
Send a private message

How did your roommates not notice? Don't they know the fruit is fake if they live there too??

2 0
Reply Report
LyricaSilvan 29
Send a private message

Hey, kudos for managing to play it cool.

2 0
Reply Report
worldclassrager 39
Send a private message

Well did you get a bite out of it? If so I think they would have noticed

1 1
Reply Report
devinaww 15
Send a private message

The real question is: did you have to pretend to swallow that bite too?

1 0
Reply Report
crackpotL 33
Send a private message

Has anyone ever read Flowers for Algernon?

2 2
Reply Report
disturbedchyk 11
Send a private message

I believe I read that story when I was in Jr high and it's always been one of my favorites.

0 0
Reply Report
Next