Got away with it, surely?

By Cinnanyan - 02/06/2016 10:20 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, due to me not looking, I accidentally bit an apple made of styrofoam that was meant to be a part of a display on the kitchen table. My roommates were there and me not wanting to embarrass myself by putting it back, I walked out, apple in hand, to throw it away elsewhere. FML
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JustHereToSayYDI 11

As someone who is prone to falling, bumping into things, forgetting to open my mouth when I'm drying to drink and other embarrassing things, I have some advice. Just be the first to laugh at yourself. Be self deprecating and people will not make fun of you! A friend actually told me how well I handled those kind of things recently. So really trust me when I say you don't have to pretend nothing happened. Laugh and everything will be fine!

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jentrynicole 20

I think your roommates are going to notice your kitchen decoration missing.

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Cinnanyan 9

Hello! It is I, the OP. Honestly, I don't even care that I was an absent-minded idiot. I'm just so happy my FML got posted. Next time I'll be sure to check first if it's a real apple before biting into it!

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JustHereToSayYDI 11

As someone who is prone to falling, bumping into things, forgetting to open my mouth when I'm drying to drink and other embarrassing things, I have some advice. Just be the first to laugh at yourself. Be self deprecating and people will not make fun of you! A friend actually told me how well I handled those kind of things recently. So really trust me when I say you don't have to pretend nothing happened. Laugh and everything will be fine!

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RabbitOfAurora 28

Wouldn't you feel the weight and texture difference though??????

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whysobeachy 37

Oh boy, that's a whole lot of question marks.

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meltingturtle 24

A lot of styrofoam fruits/decorations like that have a weight of some kind in them so they won't get knocked off the table or be as light as plain styrofoam.

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djurmel89 30

Aaaaaand your life sucks because of that? Wow. I'd like to trade lifes.

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jow96 17

How did your roommates not notice? Don't they know the fruit is fake if they live there too??

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LyricaSilvan 29

Hey, kudos for managing to play it cool.

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worldclassrager 39

Well did you get a bite out of it? If so I think they would have noticed

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devinaww 15

The real question is: did you have to pretend to swallow that bite too?

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crackpotL 33

Has anyone ever read Flowers for Algernon?

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disturbedchyk 11

I believe I read that story when I was in Jr high and it's always been one of my favorites.

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