Ever been to San Fransico?

attention.

Laughs...

14, agreed. I've seen some pretty crazy stuff in SF and the memories are still forever burned in my mind o__e

Maybe they were just inspired by the movie Bruno hahaha

You're cute

Who gets inspired by Bruno?!

14 - I'm there now.

Is that what kids do for fun nowadays? Give eachother anal?

This is why I hate my generation ^^

I wouldn't expect a life-guard to have to see this in their job. This is one of those weird unexpected occurrences.

And I thought my job required dealing with A**holes. :/

I actually enjoy my job as a lifeguard. The more unruly the patrons, the less boring it is. Yelling at people passes the time.

My day as a lifeguard was worse. Had a woman screaming at me claiming her son was bleeding out and the lifeguard before my shift refused to help him. She mentioned it was also a biohazard and she was going to sue me and the city. I called it in as an emergency situation only to find out her son had only a scraped knee.

This behavior is ASS-inine. Butt I think you can end this crap by flushing them out of the pool. Edit: What the- I am a time traveler! Suck on that, 10!

Those kids are so CHEEKY Always with a GLUTE-ny for trouble Even in the FULL MOON they are up to no good

Is this event really such a big deal-do?!

*Ba dum tssss*

Yuk Yuk Yuk.

Well played

What does techno music have to do with teenagers shoving objects up each others' butts?

It's a stereotype that all gays dance only to techno music.

At least it wasn't an Elton John reference...

Wow that was an unbelievably rude comment. #5 I'm sorry your brain is so underdeveloped that the only way you can see the world is by reducing it to narrow-minded, inaccurate, stereotypes.

Oh, but yes.

butt* yes

You both tried too hard.

Um....I don't know it...please don't kill me! The knife is heading towards me.... NOOOOO

Ok. go on youtube. search stifferman and click on the one with the user name mr.creepypasta. Do NOT read comments until around 4:30-5:00 or so. (note. I have not listened it in its entirety, but still.

If you have to explain an obscure reference, the joke loses the funny.

No

Sounds like a disgusting "mystery porno movie".

Employee of the month

101, Thank you! The rest of you are no fun.