FML : Today, I was at a dance. I was griding with this guy when I felt something move in his pants. I stood up and stepped away. He replied with "Don't flatter...

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Today, I was at a dance. I was griding with this guy when I felt something move in his pants. I stood up and stepped away. He replied with "Don't flatter yourself, it was my phone". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Joe - / Tuesday 10 March 2009 00:26 / Canada

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By pewp | 5

#24200 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 13:25

well, im assuming you are in high school since you went to a dance. so you may not have learned this quite yet, when you rub up on a guy's d*ck, it gets hard. what did you think you were rubbing up on when you were grinding with him? and what do you mean you stood up? were you laying down and grinding?

By citylights | 0

#24047 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 9:05

hhahahahahahahahahah

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By citylights | 0

#24047 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 9:05

hhahahahahahahahahah

Allybuns | 0

#967496 - Wednesday 24 March 2010 22:49

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

RoryStorm239 | 0

#970414 - Monday 29 March 2010 6:56

and your spelling!! :D

immazombeastxD | 0

#1202712 - Saturday 7 August 2010 8:25

could you feel something move in his pants? Unless you where grabbing his crotch

By GameRater01 | 0

#24059 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 9:11

he lies, or did he actually pick it up?

Infamous_Hawk | 6

#2114225 - Wednesday 23 February 2011 7:27

lol "her" username is Joe

Miss_the_Man | 0

#2325411 - Sunday 10 April 2011 16:37

Wahaha, indeedXD Fack HIS life??

facilitator | 0

#3284392 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 22:33

Coulb be joeanne for all we know, canadians are wierd like that

Nooblah | 15

#5819133 - Monday 6 January 2014 22:08

How can a country and it's people be "wierd?"

JBChristian | 46

#6697011 - Friday 30 September 2016 8:07

Don't ask me, ask them.

By Tehalon | 0

#24070 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 9:27

#3, He's a jerk? (S)he was grinding with him and steps away when (s)he thinks he gets a hard on. (most likely a he seeing as Joe doesnt sound very feminine) Don't be a frikking tease.

I_lost_the_game | 25

#4129242 - Tuesday 6 March 2012 21:10

Female, says so in the corner, or next to the name

justindrew14 | 29

#6174009 - Friday 16 January 2015 7:17

I'm a girl as seen in the picture and I have a male name on my account there could be a ton of reasons for her having a male name on her account. Don't judge someone by the name.

By hollyperk716 | 0

#24098 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 10:23

I can top that. I had a guy jizz on my ass while we were grinding one time. I don't know how that's really physically possible, but apparently, it is.

Allybuns | 0

#967494 - Wednesday 24 March 2010 22:47

um that's fucking nasty and I'm sure you're making that up

Kirlyfoo | 9

#3715203 - Sunday 11 December 2011 14:20

Thats hot

By ijrnelson | 0

#24134 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 11:55

That's a good shout #4, I thought that was the POINT in grinding up on someone.

I agree with he was lying too, probably did have a hard one, unless he actually took out his phone afterwards and proved it.

So this FML is wrong on oh so many levels.

By kagome_eb | 0

#24152 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 12:24

I say you deserve it for grinning on him. gross, go learn how to dance something that doesn't include you all over a guy like that! dancing is to make the guy come to you, not make you look like...well...a dog.