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Should've gotten back up and winked at her before busting out some Jackie Chan shit. Basically, you grab her hair, toss it into a position that covers her eyes completely. You take off one of your high heels, bite off the heel with your teeth and spit it in her mouth. That should win his hard ass over.
Why would you even wear high heels? Your going to the mall alone not to perform at a strip club.
grammer police? fag
That should read: "Grammar police? Fag."
Btw to the Redneck dude, if your going to correct somebody's grammar do it correctly. He obviously meant for "You're from Bakersfield" to be a question, not a comment. Even my 7 year old sister could have figured that out. Next time you want to be an anal douche, don't make yourself look stupid.
By the way to the Hannah dude, if YOU'RE going to correct somebody's grammar that's already correcting another person's grammar do it correctly. He obviously meant that aside from the question mark, the "Your" should've been a "You're," something that you clearly haven't grasped yet. Even my 7 year old sister could have figured that out. Next time you want to be an anal douche, don't make yourself look stupid.
but your still hella fugs!
Wow, I can't believe both #52 and #54 BOTH have 7-year-old sisters. What are the odds?
#76 - I was just being sarcastic, making a joke about how #54 masterfully mocked #52.
Damn! I never can tell.
I like how you name is grabber
what the **** is with the word "buttocks" ? just use bum or butt or ass or ANYTHING other than "buttocks". jeez, we don't live in the 80's.
I disagree. my brother insulted me and my girlfriend beat him with a boot
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Why? If you were walking with your BF/GF and someone touched their downstairs area I can't imagine you'd be to happy.
Why would you wear uncomfortable heels, really? Or any uncomfortable shoes? Especially if you're going to be walking around a lot (you're in the mall, after all). FYL, but still... ******* hate heels they're always uncomfortable. Just don't bother... How did she not notice your flails?
Maybe she thought OP's flailing was fake, and that she was acting like she was falling, as an excuse to grab the guy's ass.
Maybe you shouldn't buy shoes that you can't stand in.
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Grab the railing next time?
Why does #57 have a bunch of thumbs down? Escalators legitimately don't have railings other than the belt thingies, do they?
next time, tell his girlfriend not to be bitter, she can join in too.
YDI for wearing heels.
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Girls don't usually get that defensive of their bf's. FYL
I'd slap the chick back.