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Hate it when that happens...
23, you could probably get a job doing this that will make you more than a nickel each time.
How can op be sure it wasn't semen?
You must produce a lot of semen if you can practically ejaculate ALL over a person's leg.
I love when that happens! You know, minus the whole guy part haha. Last summer at a Brand New/MGMT show I had this cute little Indian girl grinding all over my ass. Haha, she'd just giggle when I'd turn around. Usually I go to more metal shows so it's definitely a nice change having a cutie rubbing up on me than getting clocked in the face by some huge mother ******. But I can attest, there are some seriously grimy dudes at concerts. It's a very sad fact.. ******* make us all look like horned up freaks who feel the need to grab every boob and ass around. **** you, weird concert guys, **** you very much.
i wouldve kicked him in the nuts.
I feel like a good swat to the nose with a newspaper and then sticking his nose in it would suffice.
Don't be so pissy. :p
Was he drunk? Because that would make the pee smell extra bad... Pissy alcohol... Mmmmm what a smell ...
So you smell your pee, than compare it to the other smells and repeat it at different occasions?
Actually when you pee while drunk it is mostly water. Therefore would probably not smell as bad as it would compared to the morning piss.
Thank you piss expert
Should have pissed back on him to get even
That deserves to be punched in the happy sack. That's just downright rude and disgusting.
One word. She-wee.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Wow I'd be pissed.
I see what you did there...
PUN INTENDED LMAO
Better be pissed off than pissed on.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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i wouldve kicked him in the nuts.
Hate it when that happens...