By desperate - Denmark
Today, while at a club, I walked up to a cutie who had been eyeing me all night. I asked him "Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?". He simply replied "It's a phone" before walking away. FML
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  Card_Games  |  0

I think this is hilarious! Guys doing pick up lines is funny-- girls doing them is pure win! xD Though if it were me, I would expect to fail, find it even funnier, and been more like "I am awesome" than "F my life."

  infm  |  0

haha I completely agree. a thought: maybe he just got too nervous. if I got approached by a girl like that, it'd be instant love. i hate it when girls just sit around waiting for you to approach

  stevenJB  |  25

Fat girls

  palmtrees  |  1

Have to agree... since you didn't say he'd been eyeing you all night and it looked like he had an erection, this really just doesn't make any sense.

  plexico  |  3

Incubuss: Are you talking to me or Triumvirate? Because we are both pretty guilty.

Triumvirate: Really? I'll go see about having my old cylinder + hemisphere reshaped.

  plexico  |  3

I do like making jokes at the FML's that inspire me to do so.

In the US, "cheesy" is not a compliment, which is odd because lots of people like cheese. Except people who are lactose-intolerant -- are you lactose intolerant?

  lets_be_ian  |  5

plexico - like you don't play with it enough as it is without extra features? ;)

of course it would be classic to see the look on the first persons face to walk in and find you having a conversation with your penis.... and then hearing it talk back.

By  FerrariCake  |  2

Aren't phones kind of rectangular shaped? How could you mistake a retangular phone for a penis?

YDI for assuming the guy was a 14-year-old who gets an instant erection just by looking at a girl.

  palleas_fml  |  0

that's just a known line, actually, it's kinda funny. I'm sure she never really assumed it was his erect penis.
That's just a stupid line, I don't see why it would be so much dumber than any pick up lines guys use...