By desperate - 26/09/2009 14:15 - Denmark

Today, while at a club, I walked up to a cutie who had been eyeing me all night. I asked him "Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?". He simply replied "It's a phone" before walking away. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 037
You deserved it 52 158
Miscellaneous
Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

Incubuss 0
Send a private message

YDI. Who the hell says a line like that?

148 1
Reply Report
tomakobriefs 11

Lame pickup line is lame.

81 0
Reply Report
Next

Comments

lonewolf999 1
Send a private message

Yeah, I also agree. What OP said was pure lame.

9 2
Reply Report
Card_Games 0
Send a private message

I think this is hilarious! Guys doing pick up lines is funny-- girls doing them is pure win! xD Though if it were me, I would expect to fail, find it even funnier, and been more like "I am awesome" than "F my life."

14 5
Reply Report
yaziyo 0

Agree, YDI. Laaaaame pickup line.

3 1
Reply Report
infm 0

haha I completely agree. a thought: maybe he just got too nervous. if I got approached by a girl like that, it'd be instant love. i hate it when girls just sit around waiting for you to approach

15 2
Reply Report
bryttkneee 0

is that oral herpes or did you just hit puberty ;D

17 0
Reply Report
jesbar95 10

I don't get it..

2 9
Reply Report
Hilljack3 2
Send a private message

Think about it lol

3 0
Reply Report
OmgItsAnaBeatriz 0

Lol, FAIL much?

37 1
Reply Report
jpwdragon 0
Send a private message

Well, bit of a lame pickup line but hey, you win some… you lose some.

4 0
Reply Report
SoccerChick1424 6
Send a private message

What kind of pick up line is that.. Sound like your grandmother taught you that one.

0 0
Reply Report
Incubuss 0
Send a private message

YDI. Who the hell says a line like that?

148 1
Reply Report
expen_dable 0

fat girls

13 5
Reply Report
mister_moops 0

fat girls

7 6
Reply Report
itchyballs 0

fat girls

6 5
Reply Report
sparklestar69 1

Mae West

5 1
Reply Report
Yaggi 0
Send a private message

fat girls.

7 5
Reply Report
Aim4thebullseye 4
Send a private message

Umm I'm not too sure but I think this FML is a WOW reference.

1 15
Reply Report
stevenJB 25

Fat girls

4 8
Reply Report
KMtheDrummer 6
Send a private message

129 C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

18 2
Reply Report
Mojones 1
Send a private message

You messed up the chain!:(

6 2
Reply Report
tomakobriefs 11

Lame pickup line is lame.

81 0
Reply Report
xd0rkiee 0

I don`t understand why you would say that. What does his phone have to do with him looking at you?

11 9
Reply Report
palmtrees 1

Have to agree... since you didn't say he'd been eyeing you all night and it looked like he had an erection, this really just doesn't make any sense.

6 2
Reply Report
marsmelow 3
Send a private message

looool u dint gett it

12 4
Reply Report
plexico 3
Send a private message

I'd be very worried if my erect penis could be mistaken for an iPhone! If it worked like one, I wouldn't be able to stop playing with it.

4 0
Reply Report
Incubuss 0
Send a private message

Do you like making cheesy jokes on every one of these FML's? ;)

2 0
Reply Report
plexico 3
Send a private message

Incubuss: Are you talking to me or Triumvirate? Because we are both pretty guilty. Triumvirate: Really? I'll go see about having my old cylinder + hemisphere reshaped.

0 0
Reply Report
Incubuss 0
Send a private message

I was primarily speaking to you, but they are probably at fault as well.

1 0
Reply Report
plexico 3
Send a private message

I do like making jokes at the FML's that inspire me to do so. In the US, "cheesy" is not a compliment, which is odd because lots of people like cheese. Except people who are lactose-intolerant -- are you lactose intolerant?

0 0
Reply Report
mannix_fml 0

You kids are silly.

0 0
Reply Report
lets_be_ian 5
Send a private message

plexico - like you don't play with it enough as it is without extra features? ;) of course it would be classic to see the look on the first persons face to walk in and find you having a conversation with your penis.... and then hearing it talk back.

0 0
Reply Report
Saluton 18
Send a private message

well said Triumvirate, LOL

0 0
Reply Report
Otrain 5

rofl

0 0
Reply Report
crimsongetsu 0
Send a private message

rofl!!! 8 has tha right idea.. that was very selfish and horny of u op

0 0
Reply Report
Jello12 0
Send a private message

YDI YDI YDI YOUR A SLUTTY WHORE

0 1
Reply Report
palmtrees 1

And you're an idiot with no grammatical skills and a problem with the CapsLock key.

4 4
Reply Report
FerrariCake 2
Send a private message

Aren't phones kind of rectangular shaped? How could you mistake a retangular phone for a penis? YDI for assuming the guy was a 14-year-old who gets an instant erection just by looking at a girl.

32 6
Reply Report
palleas_fml 0
Send a private message

that's just a known line, actually, it's kinda funny. I'm sure she never really assumed it was his erect penis. That's just a stupid line, I don't see why it would be so much dumber than any pick up lines guys use...

20 2
Reply Report
bananamanama 0
Send a private message

Wow. Just wow. YDI.

6 1
Reply Report
kukkakaalia 0
Send a private message

Guys, it's a pick-up line, don't take it so seriously. That was her idea of "flirting". Then again, it's a stupid pick-up line, so..XD

14 2
Reply Report
Next