FML : Today, I was watching an animal behavior movie. All of a sudden, it brings up two snails going at it. I got hard watching it. FML

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Today, I was watching an animal behavior movie. All of a sudden, it brings up two snails going at it. I got hard watching it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By stpdaziandude - / Friday 8 May 2009 20:51 / United States

Intimacy

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By Komatose | 0

#180390 - Friday 8 May 2009 23:28

Oh come on people.

Snails are sexy as HELL!

Especially since they're too slow to get away...

By ilikerainbows | 0

#180388 - Friday 8 May 2009 23:28

i think i've seen that movie. i gotta admit, it was some pretty hot snail sex.

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By iKaite | 0

#180357 - Friday 8 May 2009 23:23

There is nothing other to say then... ew.

shepaintsmusic | 6

#1053336 - Friday 2 July 2010 5:15

that's not gross what's gross about interspecies erotica?

yeah no that's narsty

shasui | 3

#1123967 - Thursday 22 July 2010 10:45

that's just nasty op

By the_boss_fml | 0

#180364 - Friday 8 May 2009 23:25

wow WTF is wrong with you...
fyl indeed

saa994 | 0

#439475 - Wednesday 29 July 2009 8:51

YDI for watching snail porn.

danyfuckinheatle | 0

#1006599 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 7:39

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU????!????!?

MidniteRainbow | 0

#1026497 - Thursday 10 June 2010 21:40

what movie?

RunnerBack33 | 1

#1031867 - Wednesday 16 June 2010 5:07

in soviet china, snail goes at it with you.

Mouldy666 | 0

#1037592 - Sunday 20 June 2010 23:11

nasty...

WTFjizzinmypantz | 0

#1107793 - Monday 19 July 2010 3:02

SNAIL PORN

deepunder | 17

#5470178 - Monday 29 April 2013 5:29

Probably getting hard since they're going faster than u can dream of

By JustCallMeCloud | 0

#180366 - Friday 8 May 2009 23:25

You disgust me.

By 88bellydancer | 0

#180367 - Friday 8 May 2009 23:26

haha you need a girl mate!

By Nizzit | 1

#180371 - Friday 8 May 2009 23:26

wat

frikkinhannah | 0

#986430 - Thursday 29 April 2010 4:31

Snail porn is still porn I guess...
better than that guy who got hard eating a Big Mac. o_O

By fyourlife11 | 0

#180378 - Friday 8 May 2009 23:27

ahahahahahahahahahhahahaaha Its not your fault man I get hard watching snails get dirty all the time!

22cute | 17

#4589957 - Wednesday 20 June 2012 8:47

Actually I've seen a movie with slug sex & it is amazingly beautiful and erotic.
You should see octopus sex as well. Hot!
Lol

By CupidSparrow | 0

#180380 - Friday 8 May 2009 23:27

That is the dumbest FML I've ever seen. Why would you even want to share that?

windfuelsfire | 10

#4282228 - Monday 9 April 2012 22:26

That is the dumbest FML comment I've ever seen. Why would you even want to share that?

By WellThatSuckz | 14

#180384 - Friday 8 May 2009 23:28

You should keep some things to your self,Snail lover >>

By ilikerainbows | 0

#180388 - Friday 8 May 2009 23:28

i think i've seen that movie. i gotta admit, it was some pretty hot snail sex.

By Komatose | 0

#180390 - Friday 8 May 2009 23:28

Oh come on people.

Snails are sexy as HELL!

Especially since they're too slow to get away...

dakins | 0

#2456447 - Wednesday 4 May 2011 8:52

omg lol.... prob the funniest comment on here

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