Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML
Today, my grandmother convinced me to come to a church meeting with her. My grandmother then made funny faces at me while the pastor was speaking, causing me to laugh out loud. Everyone heard me, including the pastor. FML
Bible belt
Today, after I recently started going back to church, my husband, who was last inside a church when he was replacing a boiler, told me I’d better knock it off because our kids threatened to stop visiting, and our neighbours think we’re “that couple.” FML
Today, I was working on a project in my school's library when a group of teenagers came in and began talking and laughing and being loud. When I asked them to please quiet down, the librarian asked me to leave for being too loud. FML
Happy Easter!
Today, my kids are at the age where they no longer want to go to church, and if I take them anyway, they misbehave on purpose to embarrass me. I don’t even want to go, my wife is the religious one, but if I refuse to go she’ll see to it I get hell on earth daily. FML
Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML
Sunday funday
Today, my 6 year-old daughter decided to let out a loud fart in the middle of a quiet church service. FML
Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML
Nervous laughter
Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML
Killjoy was hear
Today, I got kicked out of my favorite pub. I yelled at the group behind me for being annoying. They were extremely irritating, singing songs and cheering, but the manager decided to kick me out instead. FML
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Welshite 40
They're children. Not only are they just learning to sing, but they're brave for getting up in front of an audience. You deserve it.
georgeee97 9
Everyone learns to sing at some point! Don't laugh, you probably sound just as bad.
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Comments (170)
tombeardo 17
What a ****
bosox29 14
I'm sorry but that's hilarious I probably would have laughed too. Doesn't make you a bad person OP!
Mookiisfabulous 15
I am not bother at this at all... I am pretty sure most parents/adult had laugh at their children or other people's children during performance like dances or even singing. I remember parents laughing during my performance with my classmate for that D.A.R.E thing we had to do because as kids we don't know how to stay in tune or do the dance routine in order at the same time so of course a child may mess up and it's funny some time. I know I chuckle at my brother's performance, I also found it adorable and etc. OP may be laughing not at them, but it's a reaction most of us have when we find something cute or adorable even during time a child messes up. I am not meaning rolling on the floor laughing our asses off. More like a soft chuckle or giggle.
baref00tmama 15
If the OP got thrown out of church for doing it, it would appear they weren't chuckling quietly or in admiration of the children's cuteness.
Mookiisfabulous 15
Actually, you can be laughing not that loud and still get kick out from a parent complaint or them just being near by you. We don't know the whole story and probably would never know.
xRezSynn 15
I don't know how you don't deserve it.
Likian5 26
And you expect us to sympathize with you......why?
cobrajkb 11
this is totally a ydi...but I still think this is pretty damn hilarious
CrissyyyS2 22
Pretty sure they sing better than you and make up for it in cuteness.
barfcannon 24
Nobody has.
KingreX32 21
I've seen two of you're posts on this thread and I thumb up them both.
ilovefall10 21
Um, rude much?