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You didn't notice him bend down and get near your butt?(:
I hope the priest dragged you to the alter and rinsed your mouth with holy water shouting "The power of Christ compels you!"
Maybe he/she closed her eyes during prayer? I can imagine he/she was praying with closed eyes and bite his/her butt hence the reason why he/she swear. :)
Did you shout out "holy shit" , "god damn it!" ? It wouldve went unnoticed if you screamed "jesus christ!" outloud.
Your child is an asshole.
I believe the correct term is "Ass-Muncher".
Wow OP, that bites. Hopefully you weren't kicked out of the church, that would definitely suck ass. Butt, I would say that it's your fault for yelling out those cheeky obscenities.
I hope you didn't call him a son of a bitch.
@ #58...... Well done.
Oh I do love reading your oh so puntastic posts. Pun on my friend, pun on!
*instinctively* swear at him??? What kinda child are you raising?
What's the point of going to church if you curse at your son you stupid dumb *****
#1, she may have stood to sing or pray in which case her posterior would be perfectly placed.
Well, time to pay the confessional a little visit.
Just chill out, punny man.
Don't worry OP i prob would of did the same thing -_-.
113- I don't want to be a grammar nazi but come on! Simple punctuation and spelling is not that hard!
Damn that sucks FYL indeed!
You don't say?
139, so it's ok to swear due to pain in church? Sure that will cause a scene as well
I'm pretty sure your comment originally said 'I once took an arrow to the knee in church' Since so many people thumbed it down you felt the need to change it so people would find it more humorous? Didn't work.
Riiiiggghhtt, "Auto-Correct".
#3- What kind of sock...The word sock has multiple meanings, and I hope it's not the one I'm thinking of.
That I took an arrow to the knee joke is stupid
Red Hot Chili Peppers?
You mean ****?
You're going straight to hell!
If I am, then I'm not going down there without a fight.
4 I'm going to hell in every religion. And you know what? I ******* welcome it!
that's cool hell sounds romantic with all that candle light
Maybe i should've typed "sarcasm" in brackets at the end.
51- you sound like a suicide bomber. Just saying.
More like: "you're going straight to this imaginary place people made up!
Soft bouncy curved flesh is just too hard to resist
23- And not a very smart one at that, he was biting at the wrong end!
Hes gay
Iron deficiency? That's why kids eat dirt isn't it?
Is it just me or there seems to be quite a lot of zombie FMLs lately ?
dat ass
You have indeed taught him well (;
To be a pain in the butt.
I creeped your about me... dafaq is wrong with you? Your profile says you're only 15 and that you like to grind boys at school dances cause teachers are watching? That's not why most people go to school dances. Plus, you post your phone number online? I'd hope it's fake.
^How about mind your own buisness.
Bitch please
^ Da fuq? You're a hypocrite for telling that one bitch to mind her own business, when you're not even doing it yourself. People's lives are for show n tell on the Internet! Duh!
Is that your number?!
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Show it anywaydidn't***
I agree with 53. stop using tilted bathrooms as well, it gives the photo an annoying tilt.
Seriously?and girls like you wonder why they end up pregnant by some loser and alone by the time they're 16.
I'm pretty sure she is in a change room judging by the heap of clothes on the floor and likely does not have any money for the dress or it would be a mirror shot from the comfort of her own bathroom.
Then teenagers these days need to quit being such *******. Every generation has had to deal with bullies, and you guys need to learn to deal with it.
Maybe she did
I agree with 8. She could have just hit the kid instead. I figured that is what you were implying, since there are no other choices besides verbal and physical abuse.
178- swearing after the kid bites you is not verbal abuse. I doubt the kid was damaged in any sort of way short or long term...
Ya but it just comes out natrually
woah 224.. this just about the only comment of yours I've ever seen that wasn't thumbed down.
Awkward, let's just pray you weren't saying Jesus and god while swearing.
Why are you so defensive? Maybe it's wrong? What's it to you?
Well now you can both ask for forgiveness
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Bend down? How tall do you think a 4 year old is?
I wonder why he bit your butt in the first place...