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Dirty sex

By Anonymous - 20/11/2022 06:00 - Canada - Burlington

Today, I was in my girlfriend's room when she walked in after getting out of the shower, wearing just a towel. She removed it and I was inches away from going down on her when I noticed she hadn’t wiped properly, either before or after her shower. She'd complained about stomach problems earlier, but regardless… FML

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JackWood 19

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Sunday 20 November 2022 14:55

It might be the first time you noticed, but i bet it's not the first time she failed to wipe properly.

RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 20 November 2022 15:11

Does she not know what a shower is for? If caked-on shit remains on you after you're done, you aren't doing it right.

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JackWood 19

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Sunday 20 November 2022 14:55

It might be the first time you noticed, but i bet it's not the first time she failed to wipe properly.

RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 20 November 2022 15:11

Does she not know what a shower is for? If caked-on shit remains on you after you're done, you aren't doing it right.

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