Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML
Today, my grandmother convinced me to come to a church meeting with her. My grandmother then made funny faces at me while the pastor was speaking, causing me to laugh out loud. Everyone heard me, including the pastor. FML
Bible belt
Today, after I recently started going back to church, my husband, who was last inside a church when he was replacing a boiler, told me I’d better knock it off because our kids threatened to stop visiting, and our neighbours think we’re “that couple.” FML
Today, I was working on a project in my school's library when a group of teenagers came in and began talking and laughing and being loud. When I asked them to please quiet down, the librarian asked me to leave for being too loud. FML
Happy Easter!
Today, my kids are at the age where they no longer want to go to church, and if I take them anyway, they misbehave on purpose to embarrass me. I don’t even want to go, my wife is the religious one, but if I refuse to go she’ll see to it I get hell on earth daily. FML
Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML
Sunday funday
Today, my 6 year-old daughter decided to let out a loud fart in the middle of a quiet church service. FML
Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML
Nervous laughter
Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML
Killjoy was hear
Today, I got kicked out of my favorite pub. I yelled at the group behind me for being annoying. They were extremely irritating, singing songs and cheering, but the manager decided to kick me out instead. FML
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Welshite 40
They're children. Not only are they just learning to sing, but they're brave for getting up in front of an audience. You deserve it.
georgeee97 9
Everyone learns to sing at some point! Don't laugh, you probably sound just as bad.
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Planetfall 4
Just watch as a handful of those kids grow up to be one of the biggest bands on Earth.
nick3600 22
Asshole
skyeyez9 25
Children singing: Amazing grace, how sweet they sound, that saved a.... OP: Bwahahaha!!!' {snort, fart} hahahahah!!! *OP gets thrown out
marchelley907 9
lol made my day
YoloHobo2013 6
They're just kids though
aergh7465 8
A**hole
Ariet 20
Poor kids, that's quite disrespectful.
kxxjoejoexxk 8
Now stand outside in the snow for three das and they'll let you back in
sjbartholome 14
That is very disrespectful of you! YDI
fuckit_oo 10
Poor kids :/ ... That's a ass thing to so , if you couldn't handled yourself should of excused your self.