Ye, that's what text messages and Facebook is for these days...

17- I sincerely hope that was sarcasm.

Am I really the only one who thinks a genuine possibility might be that the mother is the one against the relationship, and did this behind the daughter's back? Some parents aren't above this sort of behaviour, really. Hard to say which is worse but I do hope that it's the mother being a bitch and trying to sabotage the relationship rather than the girlfriend being that immature and selfish... OP, if your gf never actually spoke to you or confirmed the breakup, maybe try to contact at her at least once just in case, if only to get some closure. Best of luck xx

#44 That is true. However, if the girlfriend really did tell her mother that and her mother complied, then OP could end up getting in more trouble. Who knows what lengths she might go to avoid telling OP that she broke up with him directly? She might be silly enough to call the cops.

.. She could call the cops, but then what? They look at the text messages, slap her with a false police report fine, and leave

Extremely rude. Bitch better pay for the gas I wasted to get to go to your house only to get dumped.

Some parents think they're protecting their children when they "help" with things like this. I remember back when I started out in high school I broke up with a girl I only dated for a month or so and soon enough I get a call from her mom lecturing me on how great her daughter was and what an idiot I was for breaking it off. Sometimes it's understandable, others it's completely uncalled for and overbearing in my opinion.

#44 Agreed

Don't insult 4 year olds, they have more sense than that. They don't like someone? They kick, punch or shove them and it sends the message.

Next thing you know, she'll be telepathically breaking up with her future boyfriends.

Say what? Did I miss something?

Seriously? That girl needs to grow up. If she was that immature to not even break up with OP face to face, she shouldn't even be in a relationship.

Whenever I see a winky face, I automatically assume the comment is a sexual innuendo. WHERE'S MY INNUENDO?!

...Inyourendo ;)

#7, that idea is also in a Squeeze song called "Slap And Tickle," except it was a father.

It's called "No Reply" and it's on the "Beatles For Sales" album "This happened once before When I came to your door No reply They said it wasn't you But I saw you peep through your window"

Kind of remniscent of Dr Hook's "Sylvia's Mother", as well.

You know, I almost said "No Reply" but I was too lazy to Google it. I like to be correct before I post things on here. Thank you for that!

You can tell their age just by reading the FML? Damn you're good.

I think he he was just making a joke and calling his ex girlfriend a child.