Today, I noticed that my car's passenger-side door has cobwebs all over it. FML
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Peachy2392
| 26
Okay...wipe them off
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
You didn't finish your sentence.
Wipe them off...with fire*
Wipe them off...with fire*
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rg350dx
| 29
That OP has finally realized he doesn't clean and possibly maintain his vehicle as often as he should...duh.
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
I think most of us get the point of the FML, but we all really hate fucking spiders.
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Peachy2392
| 26
Thank you for correcting me #16. Use of fire is encouraged when dealing with spiders and spider webs.
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SmallyBigs
| 9
OP needs some friends :/
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amDes
| 11
I understood that OP probably has no friends to ride shotgun, but my first thought was still "time to get out the napkins and clean that shit"
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perdix
| 29
#12, I know, Alan!
Clearly, the point of the story is the OP is raising spiders and doesn't have cobwebs on his driver's-side door, which is cutting his spider range in half. It's so obvious.
Clearly, the point of the story is the OP is raising spiders and doesn't have cobwebs on his driver's-side door, which is cutting his spider range in half. It's so obvious.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Those spiders that don't fuck are pretty cool, though.
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zomgbies
| 17
Just drive it into a lake. That will get them off
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gAt_d
| 26
Wiping off the cobwebs are certainly easy enough but I get the notion that the cobwebs also represent the OP's loneliness. Maybe I'm reading far more into it...
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Peachy2392
| 26
#74, you're right. It's supposed to represent his lack of friends or loneliness, something like that.
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BrotherPhil
| 32
Dont fuck them then.
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mikepzz
| 27
Yes. I concur
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olpally
| 32
Clean your car op. That's disgusting. :/
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badluckdawson
| 19
You didn't get it...
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olpally
| 32
I get that op should clean his car regardless of having friends or not.
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
Cleaning is for losers that have lives.
I have no life; fuck cleaning.
I have no life; fuck cleaning.
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mFUNdo21
| 17
cleaning is for people with no friends. he doesn't have friends so why waste his precious friendless time
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SomeRandomGuy15
| 18
70- Cleaning is for people with no friends; He has no friends, therefore he shouldn't waste his time cleaning.
What the hell?
What the hell?
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Welshite
| 39
That's okay. The spiders are willing to be your friends and accompany you.
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Sweet_Meli
| 11
This reminds me of Charlottes web :D
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hippyhopgirl
| 9
Spiders are the root of all evil. Yes, they may befriend you but they may also be planning your death.
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Blackcatluck
| 19
No, that's a cat's job
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bellydancer82
| 15
This is one of the dumbest FMLs I've ever read.... Oh no! No one goes in the passengers side so there's cobwebs! Well... Just wipe them off.
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Nyx_fml
| 23
Hey, you're carpooling; it's not so bad.
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etishuman22
| 32
Decorating your car for Halloween or forever alone? Take your pick.
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Warmonger_Smurf
| 29
You need more friends.
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JACKxRAWR
| 22
Nah. Friends are people and people are terrible inventions.
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Kruiser
| 16
9 - Way to read in between the lines. Proud of yah
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immunetoinsanity
| 23
Get your friends to clean them off!
Oh wait..
Oh wait..
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baxeh
| 29
Try offering some strangers a ride!
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HowieDoIt
| 21
What could possibly go wrong?
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
How about that fellow down the road?
His machete looks nice.
His machete looks nice.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
The spiders will protect OP if something goes wrong.
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baxeh
| 29
I dont see anything wrong with the plan, infact, we should encourage it everywhere! Lets start at the schools.
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
TUCK AND ROLL!
Then watch your car crash and burst into flames, along with whatever owned those webs.
Then watch your car crash and burst into flames, along with whatever owned those webs.
Oh wait..