By Anonymous - 11/09/2013 14:16 - United States - Portland
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Okay...wipe them off
You didn't finish your sentence. Wipe them off...with fire*
I think most of us get the point of the FML, but we all really hate ******* spiders.
Thank you for correcting me #16. Use of fire is encouraged when dealing with spiders and spider webs.
I understood that OP probably has no friends to ride shotgun, but my first thought was still "time to get out the napkins and clean that shit"
Just drive it into a lake. That will get them off
Wiping off the cobwebs are certainly easy enough but I get the notion that the cobwebs also represent the OP's loneliness. Maybe I'm reading far more into it...
#74, you're right. It's supposed to represent his lack of friends or loneliness, something like that.
Dont **** them then.
Yes. I concur
Cleaning is for losers that have lives. I have no life; **** cleaning.
cleaning is for people with no friends. he doesn't have friends so why waste his precious friendless time
70- Cleaning is for people with no friends; He has no friends, therefore he shouldn't waste his time cleaning. What the hell?
That's okay. The spiders are willing to be your friends and accompany you.
This reminds me of Charlottes web :D
Spiders are the root of all evil. Yes, they may befriend you but they may also be planning your death.
No, that's a cat's job
This is one of the dumbest FMLs I've ever read.... Oh no! No one goes in the passengers side so there's cobwebs! Well... Just wipe them off.
Hey, you're carpooling; it's not so bad.
Decorating your car for Halloween or forever alone? Take your pick.
You need more friends.
Try offering some strangers a ride!
What could possibly go wrong?
How about that fellow down the road? His machete looks nice.
I dont see anything wrong with the plan, infact, we should encourage it everywhere! Lets start at the schools.
TUCK AND ROLL! Then watch your car crash and burst into flames, along with whatever owned those webs.
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That's okay. The spiders are willing to be your friends and accompany you.
Get your friends to clean them off! Oh wait..