You didn't finish your sentence. Wipe them off...with fire*

That OP has finally realized he doesn't clean and possibly maintain his vehicle as often as he should...duh.

I think most of us get the point of the FML, but we all really hate fucking spiders.

Thank you for correcting me #16. Use of fire is encouraged when dealing with spiders and spider webs.

OP needs some friends :/

I understood that OP probably has no friends to ride shotgun, but my first thought was still "time to get out the napkins and clean that shit"

#12, I know, Alan! Clearly, the point of the story is the OP is raising spiders and doesn't have cobwebs on his driver's-side door, which is cutting his spider range in half. It's so obvious.

Those spiders that don't fuck are pretty cool, though.

Just drive it into a lake. That will get them off

Wiping off the cobwebs are certainly easy enough but I get the notion that the cobwebs also represent the OP's loneliness. Maybe I'm reading far more into it...

#74, you're right. It's supposed to represent his lack of friends or loneliness, something like that.

Dont fuck them then.

Yes. I concur

You didn't get it...

I get that op should clean his car regardless of having friends or not.

Cleaning is for losers that have lives. I have no life; fuck cleaning.

cleaning is for people with no friends. he doesn't have friends so why waste his precious friendless time

70- Cleaning is for people with no friends; He has no friends, therefore he shouldn't waste his time cleaning. What the hell?

This reminds me of Charlottes web :D

Spiders are the root of all evil. Yes, they may befriend you but they may also be planning your death.

No, that's a cat's job

Nah. Friends are people and people are terrible inventions.

9 - Way to read in between the lines. Proud of yah

What could possibly go wrong?

How about that fellow down the road? His machete looks nice.

The spiders will protect OP if something goes wrong.

I dont see anything wrong with the plan, infact, we should encourage it everywhere! Lets start at the schools.