Kids, Religion and Farts: Sunday funday - FML

Sunday funday

By Anonymous - 30/01/2023 01:30

Today, my 6 year-old daughter decided to let out a loud fart in the middle of a quiet church service. FML

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By lambeaster - 20/01/2016 14:27 - United States - Washington

Today, I accidentally let out a silent but obscenely deadly fart in the doctor's waiting room. It was so foul that a woman got insanely pissed at her kid because she thought he'd shat his pants again. FML

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By oops - 04/03/2016 21:28 - United States - Mankato

Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML

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By FattestUgliestPerson - 18/01/2014 09:45 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, my husband jokingly told my daughter when she passes gas in public she needs to blame it on the fattest and ugliest person there. We went shopping after and she let a HUGE fart out. She gasped, "Mommy!" FML

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By n/a - 25/11/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I was working at a children's play centre, and my stomach was twisting and turning. Thinking no one was around, I let out a small fart, only to turn and see a little girl running to her mom, yelling, "Mommy! Mommy! That lady just farted and it sounded like daddy!" FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 08:28 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said "That was my daughter." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2014 17:39 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, I was at the local grocery store. I've had really bad gas lately, and I accidentally let one go while standing in line. The woman behind me thought it was her kid, and smacked him for farting in public. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2014 02:34 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML

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By potatoebee - 03/04/2012 18:19 - United States - Clover

Today, my four-year-old son decided to bite my butt during prayer at church. The entire sanctuary heard me instinctively swear at him. FML

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By deerling - 18/03/2019 06:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I accidentally farted really loud. My 4 year-old brother heard me and started crying and stopped talking to me for a whole hour. Now he tells everyone about "that time his sister farted." FML

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By yogapants - 24/09/2010 20:21 - Switzerland

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

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Brightside86 30

Monday 30 January 2023 2:33

That's what you get for pushing religion on children...

The_Real_Cvh 10

Monday 30 January 2023 1:40

That’s right. Blame her.

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The_Real_Cvh 10

Monday 30 January 2023 1:40

That’s right. Blame her.

Brightside86 30

Monday 30 January 2023 2:33

That's what you get for pushing religion on children...

Crowned Sataness 12

Monday 30 January 2023 4:15

6 is entirely too young to consent to being drug into religion. also she's 6 she's a baby

Hangryko 29

Monday 30 January 2023 4:25

Kids are going to fart. Can't deal with that, get a babysitter.

Yudith 24

Monday 30 January 2023 18:45

Isn't that what Sunday school is for?

ODBeefalo 10

Monday 30 January 2023 11:06

pretty sure you can't blame your daughter... it was inside God's house, and God is the one who makes decisions for mankind, your daughter was simply the conduit to pass on God's will. Or the devil did it, I am never to sure who is responsible for what and when with religion.

spinningrecords 14

Monday 30 January 2023 15:10

6 year olds love to fart, and churches echo so now she has a new hobby. Good luck.

Blobby McGee 5

Monday 30 January 2023 15:48

Like a boss!

tiptoppc 19

Monday 30 January 2023 19:54

She’s not the biggest windbag in the auditorium though…

idragosani 14

Tuesday 31 January 2023 22:45

That's a rite of passage for kids under 10 and just as important as Bar/Bat Mitzvah or Confirmation.

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