Today, I was alone with a work acquaintance at lunch. A noise came from his pocket; he whipped out his iPod Touch and said "Sorry, I have to take this," before walking away with the iPod to his ear. Not only did he not want to talk to me, he thought I was stupid enough to confuse an iPod with a phone. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML
Today, my crush was walking up to me and I put my earphones in, playing hard to get. When I heard him say something about a date I take an earphone out and say, "Oh, I didn't see you there!" His response, "They're not connected to anything," holds up the end of my earphones and walks away. FML
Today, I told a customer at the drive-thru I couldn't hear him as he had his music blaring too loud. The customer then drove to the window and verbally abused me for listening to my iPod at work. My "iPod" is the headset we use to take orders at the drive-thru. FML
Today, I saw my friend at the mall. He didn't see me, so I called him to say "Turn around." He took one look at his phone, snorted loudly enough for me to hear from way off, and put it back in his pocket. FML
Today, I met a hot guy at a club and we really hit it off. We went back to his place and we got down to business. After, I noticed he had an iPod Touch on his nightstand. I complimented him on it and he responded with, "Yeah, my girlfriend gave it to me as an anniversary present." FML
Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML
Today, I went out for lunch with one of my co-workers. After work, I talked to one of my friends about how unpleasant the lunch was with him. My co-worker was standing behind me listening in the whole time. FML
Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML
Today, I was sitting on the train when some crazy man started talking to me. I ignored him, and he tapped on my shoulder. He started blabbing and I just pointed to my ears and mouthed, "I'm deaf." He stopped talking. A minute later my phone rang and I answered it without thinking. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
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Top comments
LordChristopher 0
Also, the iPod Touch, when connected to a Wi-Fi signal, can act like a phone with programs like Skype.
ashleighm 0
Could of had the Skype app on an iPod Touch.
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Comments (326)
jjjeah 0
...Fail.
deaditegirl 0
YDI for not knowing that iPod Touch + Skype = iPhone. But you get points for not calling it an iTouch.
Dopehead666 21
That's awesome. He did it right.
DntH8 0
iPhone.... It looks like an iPod Touch... But it's an AT&T phone. You Fail At Life.
Starburstracecar 0
Unbelievable... this is the first time I've seen this many people agree with each other since that guy who put the hamster down his shorts. I also agree that it was probably an iPhone, and I am in awe of how many people think you're an idiot, OP. Congrats!
love15_fml 8
probably an iphone. DUH!
echarperouge 0
Well you're apparently too stupid to recognize an iPhone, dumbass.
amiamazing 0
Wow, obviously an iPhone.
elseany 0
probably was an ipone you ******* retard
Funny_Face 0
ever heard of an iPhone? WOW.