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Well that kid definitely deserves a raise in his allowance!
Agreed. That's one kid who's ready for the zombie apocalypse.
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Jesus actually died for our sins and sacrificed his life for us. Then after 3 days he rose again from the dead and later ascended into Heaven. Amen.
As much as some people appreciate your correction, I think you missed the joke man.
#14, we didn't come here for a sermon. Plus, as someone said before me, it was a joke, though few religious folk tend to get them.
Why da fudge are you doing #14?
I'm religious, and I got it. I think that's hilarious.
your kid is awesome.
Well that's one way for the church to market Jesus to kids. Also 3 days to respawn like in video games.
If my kid said that, I'd be proud.
Don't most zombie movies/games have ratings which would exclude 9 year olds?
the ratings given state that the parent could decide whether the child watches it or not. my 10 year old cousin isnt afraid of them, so she watches the walking dead with her older sister and dad.
I don't know if she worded that properly haha! As a 9 year old i probably would have had the same thing pop in my mind! But if it was my kid...we would've gone out for ice cream later
Smart kid! No way this is an FML! Be proud.
You should let your kid talk to the Jehovah's Witness people who bang on your door, it would make an interesting conversation
I'm a religious person, but even i had to laugh at that. Well done.
Out of the mouths of babes.
She's 9. She is in like 3rd grade. She is specifically trying to be funny.
Your kid is awesome. And he/she isn't far off with the comparison.
if that was my kid I would have been so proud. that being said I bet the lady didn't appreciate his thoughts on it
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Well that kid definitely deserves a raise in his allowance!
Well that's one way for the church to market Jesus to kids. Also 3 days to respawn like in video games.