By Anonymous - 19/04/2014 00:14 - United States - Wrightsville

Today, I took my kids to an Easter party hosted by a local church. The nice lady in charge told the kids, "Jesus died, but He rose to life again!" My 9 year old screamed, "LIKE A ZOMBIE!" FML
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frank_b102 9

Well that kid definitely deserves a raise in his allowance!

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91hayek 31

Well that's one way for the church to market Jesus to kids. Also 3 days to respawn like in video games.

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frank_b102 9

Well that kid definitely deserves a raise in his allowance!

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FracturedMinds 21

Agreed. That's one kid who's ready for the zombie apocalypse.

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golferman72 16

Jesus actually died for our sins and sacrificed his life for us. Then after 3 days he rose again from the dead and later ascended into Heaven. Amen.

BrokenDreamer24 15

As much as some people appreciate your correction, I think you missed the joke man.

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Redoxx_fml 22

Sweet zombie Jesus!

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Lomus 24

#14, we didn't come here for a sermon. Plus, as someone said before me, it was a joke, though few religious folk tend to get them.

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rocker_chick23 27

#14: The joke went way over your head.

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wannabeactress71 8

Agreed, if it was my kid I would've high-fived him/her right there and then.

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Vitotaylor36 13

I'm religious, and I got it. I think that's hilarious.

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91hayek 31

Well that's one way for the church to market Jesus to kids. Also 3 days to respawn like in video games.

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Pleonasm 35

You need to try out more instaspawn servers if you're waiting three days.

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vipirius 18

That must be one long ass game of Counter Strike if it takes 3 days to respawn.

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Pleonasm 35

Flashbangs blind for 2 hours; imagine that?

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pjsr 32

Don't most zombie movies/games have ratings which would exclude 9 year olds?

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SammyS2012 21

the ratings given state that the parent could decide whether the child watches it or not. my 10 year old cousin isnt afraid of them, so she watches the walking dead with her older sister and dad.

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rocker_chick23 27

38: Your point is? My parents let me play M rated games and watch R rated movies when I was 9.

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paigexox0 37

I don't know if she worded that properly haha! As a 9 year old i probably would have had the same thing pop in my mind! But if it was my kid...we would've gone out for ice cream later

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DrHail 22

Smart kid! No way this is an FML! Be proud.

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serenity40 6

Genius! Your kid will do great things. Be proud.

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Fuaaad1994 31

You should let your kid talk to the Jehovah's Witness people who bang on your door, it would make an interesting conversation

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cakefete2 30

I'm a religious person, but even i had to laugh at that. Well done.

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LostInTheZone11 29

Well, your kid is not exactly wrong.

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ohSNAPyall 26

She's 9. She is in like 3rd grade. She is specifically trying to be funny.

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Mynamewontfi 40

Your kid is awesome. And he/she isn't far off with the comparison.

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Mrtigerblue 14

if that was my kid I would have been so proud. that being said I bet the lady didn't appreciate his thoughts on it

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