Today, I went out for lunch with one of my co-workers. After work, I talked to one of my friends about how unpleasant the lunch was with him. My co-worker was standing behind me listening in the whole time. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML
Today, I was stuck with a coworker all morning while she had the "front farts." I moved to a different area after lunch, only to have another coworker start talking loudly about her boyfriend's skin tags, and how he likes to have her bite them off. I'm so disgusted but afraid to report it. FML
Today, I ate lunch alone. None of my colleagues saved me a seat. One of those colleagues was my husband. He didn't even have the decency to move so that I wouldn't have to eat alone. FML
Today, while sitting at a table in a coffee shop, I overheard someone on the next table talking about their horrible boss. I joined in, complaining about mine, and going into great detail about what an arsehole he can be. Turns out, I was talking to my boss's sister. FML
Today, as any other work day, I sat down for lunch. Unfortunately, the door to the toilet is right next to where I sit. Every time a colleague uses the toilet, I hear everything, which puts me off my lunch. FML
Today, my social life consists of eavesdropping on my two coworkers chatting. FML
Today, alone at my new company, the guy who works the front desk joined me for lunch. I was touched at first, but then he proceeded to have a conversation (against my will) with me about Whitney Houston, for over an hour. That's one lunch break I'll never get back. FML
Today, during my dinner break, I was forced to listen to a coworker talk about how he dumped his needy ex for another woman. I'm the ex. We kept our relationship secret from our coworkers. I guess now I know why he dumped me. FML
Today, while on lunch break, my fat, old co-worker walked into the break-room. I managed to block out his perverted heavy breathing, but had to leave when he began emitting a terrible odor that smelled like cheesy, sweaty molding feet. I barely held onto my lunch. FML
Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Do you smell that? I smell a bridge being burnt.
Kimberlie Brown 3
I think you commented on the wrong post😅
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Comments (7)
RichardPencil 32
Do you smell that? I smell a bridge being burnt.
tounces7 28
Well, if that isn't a massive slap in the face to every woman out there who isn't able to get pregnant at all. Your sister sounds like a massive narcissist and should NEVER have children.
Kimberlie Brown 3
I think you commented on the wrong post😅
Sady_Ct 38
Ummmm wtf?
Inkoseh 33
No, no, It'll fit perfectly fine as it's just as normal as FML using old content as new. I mean, how TF they're 'going out for lunch' during a WORLDWIDE SHUTDOWN/QUARANTINE is beyond me!
lifeis4me 20
I’m assuming you were still near your work environment since the co-worker heard you. Important rule: always wait until you’re completely away from work to talk about anyone who works there