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Today, with my relationship in shambles, I reached out to my cousin who has been separated for a year. I asked her if she had any regrets, she said, “I wish I’d done what he said and sucked off his friend.” My spending issues now seems manageable. FML
Learn from your cousin's failures: Start sucking off your husband's friends for money. That'll fix all of your relationship problems.
Well, the "for money" part may not be entirely legal. But yeah, it's difficult spending money while giving blowjobs.