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  katt_is_here  |  24

Maybe fire is like magic to someone from Kentucky. Just in case you are wondering, sticking a fork in the outlet can shock you, showering with a blow dryer is a bad idea, and don't eat the packets that come with stereo equipment.

Oh all those things. We need to get rid of stupid people not preserve them. We don't want them to breed.

  thatssomeBS  |  9

OP is a chick. Just saying. There are a few that just assume some dumbass pyro must be a guy.
My turnons: A sense of humor, a nice rack, a girl that enjoys fire as much as me, short walks on the beach followed by long $*%#s on the beach.
Turnoffs: Idiots (including people that almost start their house on fire), and uglies.

  minisquid  |  9

Pyro Life Cycle
1. Learn to light matches or lighters
2. Almost kill yourself
3. Learn respect of fire
4. Move to Norfolk and join the locals in fire worship.