Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Top comments

I get being a pyro, but there is no excuse for being an idiot

I really hate to say this, but you definitely deserved it.

Comments

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

Luck had nothing to do with it. OP's an idiot.

only YOU can prevent fires!

I know. That usually never happens to me.

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

Lol best observation of the day "paper burns fast" no fucking shit Sherlock. YDI dumbass smh

Just make sure you don't wet the bed

Who isn't intrigued by fire?

Maybe fire is like magic to someone from Kentucky. Just in case you are wondering, sticking a fork in the outlet can shock you, showering with a blow dryer is a bad idea, and don't eat the packets that come with stereo equipment. Oh wait...do all those things. We need to get rid of stupid people not preserve them. We don't want them to breed.

Ok soooo you havent met smokey yet have you???

I really hate to say this, but you definitely deserved it.

Why do you hate to say it? I will glefully admit that I think this guy is a moron and the he deserves it.

I voted for both; he deserves it for being reckless, but it sucks that the was betrayed by the fire he thought was his friend.

There's a reason paper is used as kindling or tinder.

OP is a chick. Just saying. There are a few that just assume some dumbass pyro must be a guy. My turnons: A sense of humor, a nice rack, a girl that enjoys fire as much as me, short walks on the beach followed by long $*%#s on the beach. Turnoffs: Idiots (including people that almost start their house on fire), and uglies.

69 You must be your own turn off.

69- I'm pretty sure nobody cares what your turnson and turnoffs are. Just saying.

OP you are an idiot PLEASE never NEVER ever breed

Gleefully * - Wow, no one has pointed out my typo? Wow, just wow. Haha.

Only someone from Kentucky.. Hey people from Kentucky don't admit to stupid shit you deserve!????

69 this is isnt a dating site, stop telling everyone your turn ons 'cause no one cares.

Not surprised this fml is from Kentucky.

Damn, you took the words right out of my mouth.

Must of been while he was kissing you

Because Kentucky is clearly home of all pyromaniacs. What does kentucky have to do with anything?

Yeah, I'm not sure what Kentucky ever did to bring about your wrath. Last time checked, they never raced burning horses

I live in Kentucky & I don't randomly light shit on fire..

Kentucky is actually a very nice place to live, despite the stereotypes of Kentucky being full of hillbillies.

I'm not surprised it's an American!

Im from Kentucky, I like it here :)

I'm not surprised you're trolling like an ignorant douchebag!

How on earth did you think that would be a good idea?

Thinking played no part in this whatsoever by the looks... Op is a deadset moron

I get being a pyro, but there is no excuse for being an idiot

Pyro Life Cycle 1. Learn to light matches or lighters 2. Almost kill yourself 3. Learn respect of fire 4. Move to Norfolk and join the locals in fire worship.

Do 3rd degree burns intrigue you too?

The possibility of being homeless due to her house burning down must also intrigue her.

You day that like it's a bad thing; who else is going to spy-check around the sentries?

Sandwhich...

How couldn't you see that one coming...

I wish there was an FML That no one Opts for Your Life Sucks.

I wish there were comments Without Awkward Random capitalisation.

Capitalization*

maybe you shouldn't do that next time...