Miscellaneous: Today, I saw my friend at the mall. He didn't see me, so I called...

By Anonymous - 16/07/2015 19:16 - United States

Today, I saw my friend at the mall. He didn't see me, so I called him to say "Turn around." He took one look at his phone, snorted loudly enough for me to hear from way off, and put it back in his pocket. FML

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By patty - 13/01/2009 02:47 - France

Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML

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Good bye!

By Anonymous - 19/01/2020 20:00

Today I was walking around the mall and I saw my crush from high school. He came up to me and instead of talking to him I burped, and he just walked away. FML

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On the fritz

By Slow brain day - 09/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 13:28 - United Kingdom

Today, a guy who annoys me walked over. To avoid speaking to him, I pretended to be on the phone and he walked away. A few moments later, my phone rang. I looked around to see if he'd seen me. He had. He was the one ringing me from down the hall. FML

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She definitely heard

By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

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By insultedguy - 03/01/2011 17:28 - Netherlands

Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML

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By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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By Angela - 27/02/2011 01:56 - United States

Today, I made plans with an old friend that I haven't seen in years. We agreed to meet at a diner and I told him I'd be standing outside. I watched him pull up, look right at me, then do something with his phone. Seconds later, I got a text saying, "Sorry, but I'm busy today and can't make it." FML

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By TJFuentes - 11/02/2015 13:39 - United States - Appleton

Today, someone walking my way started waving. I waved back until I realized he wasn't looking at me. To make things worse, while walking past he said, "Get a fucking friend." FML

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By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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missmoschner 18

Friday 17 July 2015 0:34

I guess he's not really your friend then. Sorry Op.

BlackFames 16

Friday 17 July 2015 0:36

I'd start looking for some new friends if I were you.

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missmoschner 18

Friday 17 July 2015 0:34

I guess he's not really your friend then. Sorry Op.

KitchKraft 21

Friday 17 July 2015 1:54

Maybe he thought it was some sort of a practical joke and he wasn't in the mood for it.

nfedrichy 20

Friday 17 July 2015 4:27

At least a reply with a message would be nice. You can find better friends op.

BlackFames 16

Friday 17 July 2015 0:36

I'd start looking for some new friends if I were you.

vikky538 28

Friday 17 July 2015 2:42

Yes.. OP can shop around and get some new friends

Yazoo77 16

Friday 17 July 2015 0:37

Well, time to look at your phone, delete his number and remove him from your contacts.

JayGatsby 25

Friday 17 July 2015 0:48

Then snort loudly enough for the "friend" to hear it.

VonBlitzkrieg 27

Friday 17 July 2015 20:03

Drama queen

Thoricsteam20 24

Friday 17 July 2015 0:40

You sure know how to pick em.

Woedel 25

Friday 17 July 2015 0:40

I'm pretty sure I've read FMLs like this before. Are friends really this shitty nowadays?

leogachi 15

Friday 17 July 2015 0:46

Friends don't act this way. Fake friends act this way.

Yazoo77 16

Friday 17 July 2015 0:59

Yup.

Mauskau 35

Friday 17 July 2015 1:47

Most of my "friends" are like this, so I don't even bother with them.

RpiesSPIES 27

Saturday 18 July 2015 4:07

I seem to be the only one not understanding the problem. Perhaps the friend thought op was making some sort of scary joke? They thought it was funny, laughed, and paid it no mind. I understand not everyone would do that, however.