Today, I saw my friend at the mall. He didn't see me, so I called him to say "Turn around." He took one look at his phone, snorted loudly enough for me to hear from way off, and put it back in his pocket. FML
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Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML
Today I was walking around the mall and I saw my crush from high school. He came up to me and, instead of talking to him, I burped, and he just walked away. FML
Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML
Today, a guy who annoys me walked over. To avoid speaking to him, I pretended to be on the phone and he walked away. A few moments later, my phone rang. I looked around to see if he'd seen me. He had. He was the one calling me from down the hall. FML
Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML
Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I made plans with an old friend that I haven't seen in years. We agreed to meet at a diner and I told him I'd be standing outside. I watched him pull up, look right at me, then do something with his phone. Seconds later, I got a text saying, "Sorry, but I'm busy today and can't make it." FML
Today, someone walking my way started waving. I waved back until I realized he wasn't looking at me. To make things worse, while walking past he said, "Get a fucking friend." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
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missmoschner 18
I guess he's not really your friend then. Sorry Op.
BlackFames 16
I'd start looking for some new friends if I were you.
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Comments (60)
missmoschner 18
I guess he's not really your friend then. Sorry Op.
KitchKraft 21
Maybe he thought it was some sort of a practical joke and he wasn't in the mood for it.
nfedrichy 20
At least a reply with a message would be nice. You can find better friends op.
BlackFames 16
I'd start looking for some new friends if I were you.
vikky538 28
Yes.. OP can shop around and get some new friends
Yazoo77 16
Well, time to look at your phone, delete his number and remove him from your contacts.
JayGatsby 25
Then snort loudly enough for the "friend" to hear it.
VonBlitzkrieg 27
Drama queen
Thoricsteam20 24
You sure know how to pick em.
Woedel 25
I'm pretty sure I've read FMLs like this before. Are friends really this shitty nowadays?
leogachi 15
Friends don't act this way. Fake friends act this way.
Yazoo77 16
Yup.
Mauskau 35
Most of my "friends" are like this, so I don't even bother with them.
RpiesSPIES 27
I seem to be the only one not understanding the problem. Perhaps the friend thought op was making some sort of scary joke? They thought it was funny, laughed, and paid it no mind. I understand not everyone would do that, however.
RpiesSPIES 27
Disregard what I have said. I misread the fml and thought OP texted the friend.
JKPwnage 27
The "friends" people talk about on FMLS are
K_kanaka 26
Should text him and say "I see you..."
Big_Bear99 19
followed by, "nice place for my phone call..."
LazyLion 12
Are you a boy or girl?
missmoschner 18
It shows at the top of the FML on the left side wether or not they're a boy or girl..
shinymaster3000 23
Not all FMLs show the gender of the author
bl865ood 17
13 but this one does show the gender
LazyLion 12
Because guys don't care about this kind of stuff
mustangbravo 27
"Haha", in Nelson voice.
hkhan24 23
Harsh. I guess it's time to unfriend him both in real life and on Facebook :)
Woedel 25
You're better off without him, anyway. Snorting people are disgusting!
cuppycakeslove 20
I think his rudeness was more disgusting than the snorting :-)
Woedel 25
No shit, it was a joke.