Today, at my brother's baseball practice, two 6 year-old girls wanted a piggy back ride. I get this a lot due to my size, so after telling their mom how good I was with kids, I let one get on my back. I then promptly tripped over a puppy and face planted, resulting in a crying child. FML
I forgot to add that both the kid and puppy are fine. My pride? I will never be able to go to my brothers baseball games again. D: