By oops - United States
Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two others asked me for something to eat. Trying to do a good deed, I bought the three men a bag of apples. They then fought viciously over them before the first man chased me for handing them to "the wrong one." FML
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  iRiS890  |  5

Do you honestly think they'd be dumb enough to eat rat poison? That's your brilliant idea? Even if they couldn't read I'm pretty sure it's not that appealing and OP would have been worse off.

  iRiS890  |  5

Jokes are usually better if you put some thought into them. If he had said something about disguising it is some fashion or made it sound the least bit amusing then perhaps someone might have lol'd. j/s

  PassTheDutch  |  0

ya that's really gay. I'm not one of those people/noobs lol. I hate that shit. I haven't played in awhile so I probably suck but we should play some time. and I kno you're not suppose to talk on the comments but I'm on my phone for now lol.

  DaZi  |  0

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  enonymous  |  8

I pictured Tyrone Biggums from chapelles show when I read this.

because we all know we can score for $10-15 which we can take from our moms purse, take the L train down to west 45th and meet up with Carlos and we all know Carlos' shit is da bomb.

  raven02  |  0

ass u could of bought them a dllr burger each at McDonalds if u wanted to do a good deed...apples are hard to chew and if they are homeless their teeth are probably not strong