Intimacy, Sex and Contraception: Today, I walked into the laundry room when my mom pulled a condom...

By killercow - 19/04/2011 16:19 - United States

Today, I walked into the laundry room when my mom pulled a condom wrapper out of my pants pocket. She looked at me and said, "You know you can't wash and reuse these?" FML

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By condom_kid - 27/07/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, my father pulled me aside right before heading off to my girlfriend's house. He said "Next time you have sex, don't leave the tied up condom in its wrapper inside your short's pocket, otherwise your mother might find it again as she's folding laundry." FML

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By dpl - 19/02/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, my mom found a condom in my pocket while doing my laundry. Instead of having the subsequent discussion about the birds and the bees my mother simply asked "Who would have sex with you?" FML

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By Person - 07/06/2009 18:07 - United States

Today, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said, "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically. FML

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By rahrahcakes - 19/03/2012 07:36 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML

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The talk

By Anonymous - 12/10/2009 01:28 - United States

Today, my mother had "The talk" with me about sex. I spent the entire time confused as to what brought this up, until she mentioned she had found a used condom in the backseat of the car. I haven't had any action in it, and have no idea whose it was. FML

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Gross

By Anonymous - 02/03/2017 17:00 - Canada - Elora

Today, I was cleaning my older brother's room in my mom's house after he had just moved out with his girlfriend. I guess I was multitasking a little too much and not paying too much attention to what I was doing and I realized 15 seconds later, I was holding a used condom in my right hand. FML

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By bob - 05/02/2011 12:02 - United States

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

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One day…

By Animal - 24/02/2011 19:14 - Canada

Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I bought myself year ago. She laughed and said, "No takers yet, eh?" FML

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By dry spell - 02/07/2013 16:17 - United States - Belfair

Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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Tuesday 19 April 2011 22:14

nice try guy. but she's right

vinzk_fml 6

Tuesday 19 April 2011 22:14

haha your mom is awesome.

Comments

LinTurk 4

Thursday 21 April 2011 0:47

haha. That's awesome. What a sport.

JesusSchwartz 5

Thursday 21 April 2011 3:24

but condoms can be reused: just shake the **** out of them...

karatelady 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 4:49

and I have been doing my laundry since 3rd grade. ...loser! if youre old enough to have sex, then you're old enough to wash the sex juices off your clothes. o! and btw. he only said he walked into the laundry room. it was ambiguous as to weather or not he was wearing the pants noted.

ceddyz17 10

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:02

awww man

talovechicka 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:20

haha! well at least she didn't get mad xp

Smallzz18_fml 4

Thursday 21 April 2011 9:18

Haha very true

sparty12 2

Thursday 21 April 2011 20:00

hahaha. she made a funny :)

funallthetime 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 22:11

hahaha read #7!

cetlawizard 15

Thursday 21 April 2011 23:06

truly she knows from experience since you were born...I'd have said " I know since you must have tried before I was born...thanks for nothing mom".....just joking...lol