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Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By bob / Saturday 5 February 2011 12:02 / United States

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By denlillakotten | 4

#2049224 - Saturday 5 February 2011 07:54

Hahaha! Funniest thing ever. I would have died

By DocBastard | 38

#2049355 - Saturday 5 February 2011 08:17

You're blowing this waaaaay out of proportion. She didn't say "condom", she said "condiment". So she was just running through the house naked for some mustard. Feel better? Glad I could help.

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By denlillakotten | 4

#2049224 - Saturday 5 February 2011 07:54

Hahaha! Funniest thing ever. I would have died

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leannpaige | 0

#2049621 - Saturday 5 February 2011 09:49

hahaha I love it!

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calley123 | 0

#2050147 - Sunday 6 February 2011 02:36

hahaha me too!

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datboyborii | 0

#2051603 - Sunday 6 February 2011 01:42

word I would of left the house lol !!

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kaite1587 | 0

#2135162 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 04:18

that's awesome I think I would have pissed my pants then go blind .....lol

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Ginkle45 | 1

#3090559 - Friday 12 August 2011 05:23

You cant unsee that

By xGraycloud | 4

#2049246 - Saturday 5 February 2011 07:59

oh wow... ur so lucky.

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agm2010 | 0

#2050652 - Sunday 6 February 2011 05:57

lol wtf

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SulfurPlague | 0

#2111277 - Tuesday 22 February 2011 03:17

Incest = wincest?

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JcLove8 | 0

#3030825 - Wednesday 3 August 2011 07:08

gross

By T552 | 12

#2049247 - Saturday 5 February 2011 07:59

I lol'd XD

By shaaayyee | 0

#2049290 - Saturday 5 February 2011 08:06

*shudders*

By derpherp | 0

#2049302 - Saturday 5 February 2011 08:07

(=´∀｀)人(´∀｀=) High five!

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bagginzy | 14

#2049308 - Saturday 5 February 2011 08:09

.......wait, what?

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llamagangster | 0

#2049645 - Saturday 5 February 2011 09:59

THE FUCK?

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The_Moustache | 6

#2049700 - Saturday 5 February 2011 10:25

wat

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quite_bored | 9

#2049751 - Saturday 5 February 2011 10:43

Do you mean (.人.) or (.)(.)?

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hesallineed26 | 0

#2050342 - Sunday 6 February 2011 03:44

These are mine: ( . Y . ) (:

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theSSiscool | 0

#2050982 - Sunday 6 February 2011 08:16

[]D[][]/[][]D slap!

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Serec | 0

#2051322 - Sunday 6 February 2011 10:55

Why.... why do you always put little gay Japanese emoticons in your comments? I can do that too. （−＿−；）

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AndyAutopsy | 11

#4837634 - Monday 20 August 2012 08:45

One of your boobs has a smiley face on it?! And for those of you who won't get it, that was sarcasm.

By 64ponygirl | 1

#2049341 - Saturday 5 February 2011 08:16

LOL Win!

By marinaim | 17

#2049343 - Saturday 5 February 2011 08:16

Safety first!

By mrahhhhh | 17

#2049347 - Saturday 5 February 2011 08:16

#1 You fail at Spanish. The h is silent in Spanish. OP: maybe she didn't want another you to come along? Just kidding, that really does suck.

By 4Lonely2Stoner0 | 0

#2049349 - Saturday 5 February 2011 08:16

Is she hot

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GhettoNinja707 | 0

#3610838 - Sunday 20 November 2011 06:04

Well....was she?

By DocBastard | 38

#2049355 - Saturday 5 February 2011 08:17

You're blowing this waaaaay out of proportion. She didn't say "condom", she said "condiment". So she was just running through the house naked for some mustard. Feel better? Glad I could help.

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KingDingALing | 9

#2049502 - Saturday 5 February 2011 09:10

Does whip cream count as a condiment? I hope so...

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sourgirl101 | 21

#2049615 - Saturday 5 February 2011 09:45

So, the image of a naked mom running across the house looking for whip cream or something in a squeeze spout is better? Kinky kinky!(:

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KingDingALing | 9

#2049737 - Saturday 5 February 2011 10:35

It is better. "Kinky" is my middle name! It's actually Pinky but it's close enough...right? RIGHT?!

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SchiTzenGiglez | 0

#2054883 - Monday 7 February 2011 12:18

Tabasco sauce is where it's at. lather her up and go to town

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bloobelly | 0

#2115601 - Wednesday 23 February 2011 06:45

there's a bottle inside of you

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