By bob - 05/02/2011 12:02 - United States

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 57 071
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Hahaha! Funniest thing ever. I would have died

You're blowing this waaaaay out of proportion. She didn't say "condom", she said "condiment". So she was just running through the house naked for some mustard. Feel better? Glad I could help.

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Hahaha! Funniest thing ever. I would have died

hahaha I love it!

hahaha me too!

word I would of left the house lol !!

that's awesome I think I would have pissed my pants then go blind .....lol

You cant unsee that

oh wow... ur so lucky.

I lol'd XD

(=´∀`)人(´∀`=) High five!

.......wait, what?

Do you mean (.人.) or (.)(.)?

These are mine: ( . Y . ) (:

[]D[][]/[][]D slap!

Why.... why do you always put little gay Japanese emoticons in your comments? I can do that too. (−_−;)

One of your boobs has a smiley face on it?! And for those of you who won't get it, that was sarcasm.

Safety first!

#1 You fail at Spanish. The h is silent in Spanish. OP: maybe she didn't want another you to come along? Just kidding, that really does suck.

You're blowing this waaaaay out of proportion. She didn't say "condom", she said "condiment". So she was just running through the house naked for some mustard. Feel better? Glad I could help.

Does whip cream count as a condiment? I hope so...

So, the image of a naked mom running across the house looking for whip cream or something in a squeeze spout is better? Kinky kinky!(:

It is better. "Kinky" is my middle name! It's actually Pinky but it's close enough...right? RIGHT?!

Tabasco sauce is where it's at. lather her up and go to town

there's a bottle inside of you