Today, my mom found a condom in my pocket while doing my laundry. Instead of having the subsequent discussion about the birds and the bees my mother simply asked "Who would have sex with you?" FML
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TC_fml
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You should have said, "Dad."
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alwaysalady
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Parents don't like to think about their kids having sex. When I told my parents I was pregnant, my dad nearly attacked my husband. But really, you should hide your stash better. And follow 12's advice.
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TC_fml
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You should have said, "Dad."
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xkat356
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loll, that was amazing.
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MassiDelta
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I'm not sure whether to laugh or be disgusted
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mleugim
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@#4 jajajaja
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atlgurlppsc
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haha
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alphabeta_fml
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@ #4 OMG LOLOLOL
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ZING_MASTER
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Yo momma just got her ZING ON!!!
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alwaysalady
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Parents don't like to think about their kids having sex. When I told my parents I was pregnant, my dad nearly attacked my husband. But really, you should hide your stash better. And follow 12's advice.
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sillypun
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I'm still lovin the ZING MASTERY
mish831: sometimes you carry a condom in your pocket because you EXPECT TO USE IT. Do we know he/she always carries condoms? Maybe it was the night after the BIG DANCE or some BS like that. You jump to too many conclusion.
I agree parents don't want to see it, but I'd rather have condoms around when I don't need them, then be missing them when I do. No one wants babies/STDs/to have go to the 7-11 at 1:45 when you are about to get some of the "sex". Thats just more time for the girl to realize that she is drunk and you're an a-hole.
Besides... Condoms make sex so unpleasurable its actually worth it to be monogamous. Get that Bia-Bia on the pill.
ZING
mish831: sometimes you carry a condom in your pocket because you EXPECT TO USE IT. Do we know he/she always carries condoms? Maybe it was the night after the BIG DANCE or some BS like that. You jump to too many conclusion.
I agree parents don't want to see it, but I'd rather have condoms around when I don't need them, then be missing them when I do. No one wants babies/STDs/to have go to the 7-11 at 1:45 when you are about to get some of the "sex". Thats just more time for the girl to realize that she is drunk and you're an a-hole.
Besides... Condoms make sex so unpleasurable its actually worth it to be monogamous. Get that Bia-Bia on the pill.
ZING
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GuitarPlaya7
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I'd have sex with him^^^^ ;)
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vballgirl811
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Lmfao!
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fb_fml
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"Who would have sex with you?"
"Evidently, no one"
"Evidently, no one"
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fb_fml
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Why would your mom talk to you about the birds & the bees if you already are carrying condoms? Clearly you understand something...
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sealedtight
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LOL;
the same think happened to me;
only im 14 and female;
and my momsaid;
"well; its been washed; you might not want to use it; I will get you some more"
then continued to say
" i thought my condom box was missing a couple of condoms, now i know who used them."
the same think happened to me;
only im 14 and female;
and my momsaid;
"well; its been washed; you might not want to use it; I will get you some more"
then continued to say
" i thought my condom box was missing a couple of condoms, now i know who used them."
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bree_4life
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LOL
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happylappy
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Slut.
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Hiimhaileypotter
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You were having sex at 14 or younger and your mother was actually okay with it?