You should have said, "Dad."

@#4 jajajaja

haha

@ #4 OMG LOLOLOL

Yo momma just got her ZING ON!!!

Parents don't like to think about their kids having sex. When I told my parents I was pregnant, my dad nearly attacked my husband. But really, you should hide your stash better. And follow 12's advice.

I'm still lovin the ZING MASTERY mish831: sometimes you carry a condom in your pocket because you EXPECT TO USE IT. Do we know he/she always carries condoms? Maybe it was the night after the BIG DANCE or some BS like that. You jump to too many conclusion. I agree parents don't want to see it, but I'd rather have condoms around when I don't need them, then be missing them when I do. No one wants babies/STDs/to have go to the 7-11 at 1:45 when you are about to get some of the "sex". Thats just more time for the girl to realize that she is drunk and you're an a-hole. Besides... Condoms make sex so unpleasurable its actually worth it to be monogamous. Get that Bia-Bia on the pill. ZING

"Who would have sex with you?" "Evidently, no one"

Why would your mom talk to you about the birds & the bees if you already are carrying condoms? Clearly you understand something...

LOL; the same think happened to me; only im 14 and female; and my momsaid; "well; its been washed; you might not want to use it; I will get you some more" then continued to say " i thought my condom box was missing a couple of condoms, now i know who used them."