Intimacy, Sex and Contraception: Today, I walked into the laundry room when my mom pulled a condom...

By killercow - 19/04/2011 16:19 - United States

Today, I walked into the laundry room when my mom pulled a condom wrapper out of my pants pocket. She looked at me and said, "You know you can't wash and reuse these?" FML

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By condom_kid - 27/07/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, my father pulled me aside right before heading off to my girlfriend's house. He said "Next time you have sex, don't leave the tied up condom in its wrapper inside your short's pocket, otherwise your mother might find it again as she's folding laundry." FML

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By dpl - 19/02/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, my mom found a condom in my pocket while doing my laundry. Instead of having the subsequent discussion about the birds and the bees my mother simply asked "Who would have sex with you?" FML

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By Person - 07/06/2009 18:07 - United States

Today, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said, "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically. FML

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By rahrahcakes - 19/03/2012 07:36 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML

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The talk

By Anonymous - 12/10/2009 01:28 - United States

Today, my mother had "The talk" with me about sex. I spent the entire time confused as to what brought this up, until she mentioned she had found a used condom in the backseat of the car. I haven't had any action in it, and have no idea whose it was. FML

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Gross

By Anonymous - 02/03/2017 17:00 - Canada - Elora

Today, I was cleaning my older brother's room in my mom's house after he had just moved out with his girlfriend. I guess I was multitasking a little too much and not paying too much attention to what I was doing and I realized 15 seconds later, I was holding a used condom in my right hand. FML

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By bob - 05/02/2011 12:02 - United States

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

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One day…

By Animal - 24/02/2011 19:14 - Canada

Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I bought myself year ago. She laughed and said, "No takers yet, eh?" FML

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By dry spell - 02/07/2013 16:17 - United States - Belfair

Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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Tuesday 19 April 2011 22:14

nice try guy. but she's right

vinzk_fml 6

Tuesday 19 April 2011 22:14

haha your mom is awesome.

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moomoocube27 3

Wednesday 20 April 2011 5:27

wait...you can't?!?

happyfeet124 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 5:28

hahahahaa wow that's funny at least she joked about it xP

nournours_fml 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 5:31

That is freaking awesome hehe, mom would have killed me if she would have found that. Also why is your mom washing your cloths for you??

LZHS7 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 5:35

I thought you could...

Elledanae 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 5:43

If you're grown enough to have condoms that your mom isn't freaking out about, aren't you old enough to do your own laundry?

britasif27 5

Wednesday 20 April 2011 6:34

lmao that's just really funny!

Codezlol 21

Wednesday 20 April 2011 6:41

I'm sure we all know the true reasoning behind why moms do their kids' laundry

grdianknight 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 6:44

wow old enough to have sex but still having his laundry done by his mom, you're a winner

ardencred 7

Wednesday 20 April 2011 6:53

yes you can! moms aren't always right

MatthewDmerrill 5

Wednesday 20 April 2011 7:27

at least you didn't get in to trouble

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