By condom_kid - United States
  Today, my father pulled me aside right before heading off to my girlfriend's house. He said "Next time you have sex, don't leave the tied up condom in its wrapper inside your short's pocket, otherwise your mother might find it again as she's folding laundry." FML
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  The_Cait  |  0

And then spend hundreds of dollars on getting your pipes snaked? This guy did the right thing; his only slip up was forgetting to throw it away when he had an opportunity before tossing the shorts in the laundry. Everyone's forgotten to take something out of their pocket before the wash at some point...this one just ended up being a more hilarious mistake =).

  tensor  |  0

I'm 36, have sex regularly and can count the times i've done my own laundry with the fingers of one hand. In fact i haven't got a clue on how you go about ironing a shirt.

And no i'm not married, i just hired someone to do it for me since i moved out at 21. And no, i'm not rich, its just money well spent (tho i don't know if i could afford it if i was still living in the states).


Money well spent my ass, that's retarded and lazy.

And YDI for putting your nasty ass used condom in your pocket. Throw that shit away, and just make sure you take out the trash if you don't want your mom to know.

  BLAMBLAW  |  0

so true I use to flush the condoms me and my girlfriend used in her toilet, then about 2 months ago her dad had to get it fixed and it was backed up from all the latex condoms, needless to say as soon as the plumber told him I was outtie 5000 :)


This is like what happened to my boyfriend except it fell out when his grandmother (he lives with her) was washing his jeans. It was very awkward visiting for the next few months.

  ProZaKk  |  0

my mom checks the pockets of my clothes for money or the occasional ipod whens he does laundry
btw im only 17
not a lonely 30 year old virgin
only a lonely 17 year old one lol

  tensor  |  0

Unsanitary ? there is NOTHING wrong with tying up a condom and taking it with you.
You are not supposed to flush it, and its not smart to throw it in unknown places.

Taking it with you IS the right call, usually just wrapped in tissue or tp and throwing it in the trash in your own appt. (or in this case your mom's house)

  kahyia  |  0

i understand why the condom was in your pocket
but i personally dont see how u forgot about it...
its not like its everyday you have a "rubber balloon" filled with your own jizz and covered in ur partners vaginal fluids

that sounds like the type of thing i would remember about and immediately want to get rid of

By  monnanon  |  13

if the OP's mum was folding the laundry does that mean it went through the entire wash . eww lol :D I mean its easy enough to leave stuff in your pockets, money, sweet wrappers, etc but maybe this will make you check your pockets in future :D