Today, I walked into the laundry room when my mom pulled a condom wrapper out of my pants pocket. She looked at me and said, "You know you can't wash and reuse these?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my father pulled me aside as I was heading off to my girlfriend's house. He said, "Next time you have sex, don't leave the tied up condom in its wrapper inside your shorts pocket, otherwise your mother might find it again as she's folding laundry." FML
Today, my mom found a condom in my pocket while doing my laundry. Instead of having the subsequent discussion about the birds and the bees my mother simply asked "Who would have sex with you?" FML
Today, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said, "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically. FML
Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML
Today, my mother had "The talk" with me about sex. I spent the entire time confused as to what brought this up, until she mentioned she had found a used condom in the backseat of the car. I haven't had any action in it, and have no idea whose it was. FML
Today, I was cleaning my older brother's room in my mom's house after he had just moved out with his girlfriend. I guess I was multitasking a little too much and not paying too much attention to what I was doing and I realized 15 seconds later, I was holding a used condom in my right hand. FML
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I bought myself year ago. She laughed and said, "No takers yet, eh?" FML
Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
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Top comments
Death_From_Above 0
nice try guy. but she's right
vinzk_fml 6
haha your mom is awesome.
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Comments (170)
chickunkey 0
wut
robberry 11
Do your own laundry and stop being lazy!
khaya 9
You can if you don't tell anyone else and you hand wash with bleach.
karatelady 0
you ARE SUCH A TROLL! lol.
alex1432 9
she's right. nice try though
hypuuurness 6
lol
iemislayer 10
ROFLMFAO
flickyourbic1223 7
Will someone please explain how this even remotely qualifies as an FML.
arctickiss 0
so funny......... gay
XmyviolentheartX 13
who is old enough to have a condom in their pocket, but still has mommy washing for them? lol!
flickyourbic1223 7
He was out of clean socks and when he bought that condom DocBastard was still known as PreMedBastard. He had to do something with it before Doc gets known as RetiredBastard.