Hey you

By djteller - 25/04/2009 00:13 - Israel

Today, while I was running around the block, I got the urge to spit. Suddenly I noticed this beautiful girl running in front me. Trying to impress her, I smiled and by mistake drooled everything on the pavement. She wasn't impressed. FML
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skyle_fml 0
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I hate people who spit all over the floor. YDI.

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CaptainJellyBean 0
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Ah, how inconvenient. I'm sure she was in fact impressed. Imagine how many envelopes you could seal with that amount of saliva!

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designedlikedice 0

YDI for trying to impress someone. If you noticed the pattern, when you try to impress someone, it always blows right back up in your face.

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zach055 23

YDI for spitting, I am evolved and do not spit

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ntherewas1 11
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It's like that scene in Harry Potter and the goblet of fire where Harry spurts out his drink at Cho! xD

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skyle_fml 0
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I hate people who spit all over the floor. YDI.

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CaptainJellyBean 0
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Ah, how inconvenient. I'm sure she was in fact impressed. Imagine how many envelopes you could seal with that amount of saliva!

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softball_nerd_24 10
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If OP was running behind the girl, how could she see him TRYIN to impress her? Most people don't turn around while running...(because they might fall)

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aznleft4dead 0

haha high five

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24788 6
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It's not always a bad thing to make a goofy first impression. Just don't be a dick even though some girls might enjoy that.

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ambisaurus 0

hahah at #3

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missus_butter 0

Swallow your spit like a normal human being instead of trying to share it with everyone else. Spitting is disgusting and YDI just for that.

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Madalena_fml 0
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Talk about literally drooling over someone . Hahahahahahahahahah .

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bedspring_kiss54 0

Spitting is really, really gross. Just swallow it!

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legoman213579 13

But #9 that's gay

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Thassodar 0
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You were drooling at her hotness. I'd be impressed.

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