FML : Today, my dad asked me to move a potted plant from one side of the yard to the other. It looked like a very heavy pot, so I heaved it up with all my might....

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Today, my dad asked me to move a potted plant from one side of the yard to the other. It looked like a very heavy pot, so I heaved it up with all my might. Turns out it was one of those heavy-looking ones that are actually light plastic. I fell over backwards and dumped dirt into my mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ether10 - / Thursday 4 June 2009 06:27 / United States

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By urlifeisraped | 0

#265490 - Thursday 4 June 2009 04:09

That's how you do it balls out

By Peroxide | 3

#265524 - Thursday 4 June 2009 04:14

I did this once except it actually was heavy and the exertion made the ass of my pants explode

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By urlifeisraped | 0

#265490 - Thursday 4 June 2009 04:09

That's how you do it balls out

By DizzyDemon0 | 9

#265497 - Thursday 4 June 2009 04:10

Hahahahaha. #1 is right! Balls out man!

By und34d | 0

#265498 - Thursday 4 June 2009 04:10

your my hero

By teamhat | 0

#265510 - Thursday 4 June 2009 04:11

taste nice?

By gaby904 | 0

#265516 - Thursday 4 June 2009 04:12

hahahaha this just made my day!

jer13 | 2

#1088147 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 09:12

To number 7..the story is hillarious not your profile picture by the way.

Lucidium | 0

#1906270 - Thursday 30 December 2011 03:52

To number 139, shut up, wh***.

By Xero3g | 5

#265520 - Thursday 4 June 2009 04:13

..........You are stupid.

jer13 | 2

#1088123 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 09:10

Have you seen your profile picture? I think it's hillarious! It's something I would do.

Vaati_fml | 20

#5919232 - Saturday 19 April 2014 07:52

138 - No, he hasn't 'cuz he posted by accident.

By Peroxide | 3

#265524 - Thursday 4 June 2009 04:14

I did this once except it actually was heavy and the exertion made the ass of my pants explode

By Jade_Rothwell | 0

#265525 - Thursday 4 June 2009 04:15

So FYL and YDI because yeah, that sucks... but also.. why not just try and lift it first and *then* see if you need more strength.

By KINGMARIO_fml | 0

#265535 - Thursday 4 June 2009 04:18

How did this get through, ur life isn't f****ed cuz u ate some dirt. Wow what a puss

By martymcfly12 | 0

#265564 - Thursday 4 June 2009 04:23

Wow your stupid

kevmeister | 4

#4930814 - Friday 14 September 2012 06:48

You're

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