“New phone. Who dis?”

I would have texted back....um nope. she can have you. no competition.

I would reply 'no I don't." and never talk to him again jerk

text him back and say "sorry which boyfriend are you again? "

He’d better be talking about a dog

He better be talking about a sports competition he’s about to challenge to you or some shit like that...

Respond with so do you and you’re losing badly then hang up

Tell him he’s not worth the competition. If he can say that you? He’s an idiot. And he’s not serious about you. Or thinking only of you. Be smart, okay?

in how many languages can you say good by?

It kinda upsets me cause girls do this and no one cares