Today, I bought a key finder that responds to loud, high-pitched, annoying tones. It beeps every time I talk. FML

By annoying - 10/1/2012 01:30 - United States

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By IndigoFuckYou | 9

#3859916 - Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:05

That's just the universe telling you to stfu.

By jaredjudd21 | 2

#3859867 - Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:00

Have a scream off with it.

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By that1guyyy | 12

#3859850 - Tuesday 10 January 2012 8:58

Talk more softly?

dirtroadboy | 7

#3859903 - Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:03

It is trying to tell you something!

ImAnInsomniac | 3

#3859952 - Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:11

fake

enonymous | 8

#3859995 - Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:15

Sounds like Lloyd Christmas was wrong... Your voice is the most annoying sound in the world... Congrats

lolmonster34 | 0

#3860055 - Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:26

Same thing happens when my cousin talks...he's a guy

zinoxity | 23

#3860072 - Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:28

I have one of these. My sister activates it every time she talks as well. It's annoying as hell.

firelighter | 3

#3860424 - Tuesday 10 January 2012 10:57

Got one once from my mom, I couldn't listen music, whistle or talk without getting its annoying beep. Took off the battery, threw it on the highest shelf in my closet. Hope yours wasn't too expensive.

ILEIKGURLS | 0

#3861319 - Tuesday 10 January 2012 16:42

Agreed.

supertacowaffle | 41

#3862051 - Tuesday 10 January 2012 20:11

It's trying to tell you something

minniemouse61 | 0

#3863028 - Tuesday 10 January 2012 23:43

Are you Justin Bieber?

ImFrackinBored | 13

#3870500 - Thursday 12 January 2012 7:49

Dont play Justin bieber near it...

By jaredjudd21 | 2

#3859867 - Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:00

Have a scream off with it.

XxHoPPoxX | 8

#3860708 - Tuesday 10 January 2012 12:52

Maybe you should try hitting puberty

death_dolphin24 | 0

#3861405 - Tuesday 10 January 2012 17:14

OPs a chick

XxHoPPoxX | 8

#3862207 - Tuesday 10 January 2012 21:01

And.....

By goskatey | 7

#3859875 - Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:01

At least you didn't buy a microphone.

boofgall | 16

#3859920 - Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:05

..yeah.

By that1guyyy | 12

#3859881 - Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:01

Do dogs seem to bark at you often OP?

By ShroomsOnAcid | 15

#3859899 - Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:03

Easy fix: Mime school.

By IndigoFuckYou | 9

#3859916 - Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:05

That's just the universe telling you to stfu.

delilah09 | 6

#3860104 - Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:33

Well said!

By xSonic | 9

#3859956 - Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:11

Take steroids

By grahambertus | 11

#3859958 - Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:11

I hate people that post rude comments like you. I just want to strangle them.

By ICATiger | 13

#3859986 - Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:14

*beep*

By Amrel | 10

#3859999 - Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:15

Yea you forgot to turn it off