By Anonymous - 29/8/2018 06:00
  Today, I'm on new medication that has a side effect of keeping me awake all night. Now I get to listen to my parents having sex at 2am when they think I'm fast asleep. FYI, my dad likes being spanked and being told that he's a really bad boy who needs punishment. FML
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By  Ashamed_Sister  |  60

"Dad, last night you were a really bad boy by keeping me awake all night. If this happens again I will have to spank you." After telling him something like this they will be much more careful in the future.

By  ViviMage  |  38

I'll take "I should be in bed and need brain bleach now!" For $500, Alex!

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By  Ashamed_Sister  |  60

"Dad, last night you were a really bad boy by keeping me awake all night. If this happens again I will have to spank you." After telling him something like this they will be much more careful in the future.

By  ViviMage  |  38

I'll take "I should be in bed and need brain bleach now!" For $500, Alex!

By  ViviMage  |  38

Get yourself some good noise canceling headphones!

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  1ninjanina  |  7

I personally can’t sleep with headphones on, or earbuds in my ears. But if he’s already got insomnia, maybe music or a movie might be the way to go. Better than the alternative.

By  Vesi  |  21

OMG! Poor guy! How do you think you got here? At least they were sensitive enough to your presence to try to keep it when you wouldn't hear. Get a grip. They're adults, consenting to play in the bedroom. Be glad they DO play! Lack of intimacy tends to lead to divorced parents. Good on them for keeping the spark alive.

By  KannaKamui  |  7

let me say this- I know how you feel, especially when i am right across from their room, and am hearing them quote the fifty shades of gray movies.... *shudder*