Today, I'm on new medication that has a side effect of keeping me awake all night. Now I get to listen to my parents having sex at 2am when they think I'm fast asleep. FYI, my dad likes being spanked and being told that he's a really bad boy who needs punishment. FML
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Ashamed_Sister
| 60
"Dad, last night you were a really bad boy by keeping me awake all night. If this happens again I will have to spank you." After telling him something like this they will be much more careful in the future.
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ViviMage
| 38
I'll take "I should be in bed and need brain bleach now!" For $500, Alex!
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wanted_2_want
| 40
If only there was an invention to cover your ears and mute all unwanted noises.
Mmhhh. What could that be?
Mmhhh. What could that be?
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
You might wanna say something. Even if it is really awkward.
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real life problems
| 26
Ask him if he wants to borrow your ball gag to quiet him down a bit.
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Ashamed_Sister
| 60
"Dad, last night you were a really bad boy by keeping me awake all night. If this happens again I will have to spank you." After telling him something like this they will be much more careful in the future.
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real life problems
| 26
This sounds like the beginning of a step-dad and step-daughter porno
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ViviMage
| 38
I'll take "I should be in bed and need brain bleach now!" For $500, Alex!
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ViviMage
| 38
Get yourself some good noise canceling headphones!
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1ninjanina
| 7
I personally can’t sleep with headphones on, or earbuds in my ears. But if he’s already got insomnia, maybe music or a movie might be the way to go. Better than the alternative.
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Vesi
| 24
OMG! Poor guy! How do you think you got here? At least they were sensitive enough to your presence to try to keep it when you wouldn't hear. Get a grip. They're adults, consenting to play in the bedroom. Be glad they DO play! Lack of intimacy tends to lead to divorced parents. Good on them for keeping the spark alive.
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julfunky
| 29
Get a grip? Maybe you don’t mind hearing your parents have kinky sex but the average person doesn’t enjoy it.
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ChakatBlackstar
| 29
Would you like some brain bleach, or regular bleach?
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KannaKamui
| 7
let me say this- I know how you feel, especially when i am right across from their room, and am hearing them quote the fifty shades of gray movies.... *shudder*
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Ericathetomboy
| 9
At least they have a sex life