confusedcatlover
London, United Kingdom
Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
jsmills92
Cranston, United States
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
vishuzzbabe77
United States
Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML
whatdidimarry
Cardiff, United Kingdom
Today, I caught my husband and the cat licking the butter together. FML
azouwa
Everybody wants to be a cat
Today, I caught my 10 year-old in the closet, naked, on his hands and knees, eating cat food straight from the bag. He'd torn a hole in the side of the bag, cat food was everywhere. We have plenty of food in the house, but he wants to be a cat. FML
meeeeeee
United States
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Anonymous
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I found out that my husband and my cat have something in common; they both like to lick themselves. FML
Wow
Sanford, United States
Today, I walked outside to see my dog killing my cat. My spouse tried to cheer me up - "Hey, at least we don't have to buy cat food anymore!" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
Sorry...
Welcome back!
Today, my husband was coming back after three weeks away for work. I was ready to surprise him when he walked in, but the cat took a foul shit in the litter box and the smell stressed me out so much that the first thing he heard was, "Clean the cat box!" FML
Joh
Stylist
Today, I got home, stripped down to my underwear, and laid on the couch. The cat came up, then started meowing loudly at me and bit my sides and legs until I put on sweats and a t-shirt. I now have a cat-enforced dress code. FML
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Ashamed_Sister 60
You got a new pet.
Welshite 40
Squirt him with water for bad behavior.
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Comments (167)
perdix 31
And you thought you were marrying this virile, macho he-man when he told you he was really into pussy.
Helped 35
That's not creepy at all.
Petrichor_fml 7
But it is....
trueblue170 13
Is it Opposite Day?
NurseJonathan 9
Please tell me that's a Spongebob reference.
ZacZ 8
He wanted his Meow Mix like the rest of us...
seriouscat 11
Meow?
mccrightp 29
That's terrible! Try to remember that no relationship is purrfect.
crazytwinsmom 25
Did he use the litter box too?
OwlPrincess28 7
This is amazing!
Give_Linux_A_Go 28
You won't fur-get this incident for a while...
gracehi 33
What's my reply doing here? O.o
Give_Linux_A_Go 28
I'm confused by your comment. You seem to have the caused the problem you are talking about by talking about it.
gracehi 33
Frankly, I'm confused too. O.o
gracehi 33
Mods, you delete the comment I replied to then put it under this comment so that it makes no sense. Then you delete my comment asking "What's my reply doing here?" and the resulting confused conversation, but leave my original "You lounge in Alabama" misplaced reply. What gives?
gracehi 33
Real mature, guys.
notforbirds 9
YLIA
seriouscat 11
What's that stand for?
interesting33 37
YLIA?
gracehi 33
You lounge in Alabama?