Today, I walked in on my daughter hugging and sobbing into her Edward Cullen cut-out. She won't tell me what's wrong, yet she can confide in a creepy fictional stalker whose facial expression is locked to "chronically constipated". Where did I go wrong? FML
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Eliseopwns
| 22
Teenage fads... Not your fault. A good laugh for her future self, you know?
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slkester
| 12
You didn't. It's all age lol
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Eliseopwns
| 22
Teenage fads... Not your fault. A good laugh for her future self, you know?
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tjv3
| 10
Well you started going wrong when you allowed a cardboard cut out of Edward Cullen into your house
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AshleyScruggs
| 14
I struggle to see what girls find attractive about Rob Pattinson as Edward Cullen.
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helen_ellexo
| 22
"Chronically constipated" has got to be the most accurate description of his expression yet
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Virtual_BS
| 13
OP should record it through the crack in the door and post it on Facebook.
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rosenkrieger223
| 21
42, I completely agree and I couldn't have put it any better, myself.
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IStoleTheCookies
| 16
Still a better love story than Twilight xD
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Eliseopwns
| 22
Isn't it his "mysteriousness" or whatever?
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slkester
| 12
You didn't. It's all age lol
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CallMeWindSock
| 24
Just hope her dad isn't on team Jacob.
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ZeroPath5
| 16
Yeesh, hope she grows up soon then...
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coversquirrel
| 8
You went wrong as soon as you bought that cut out.
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fymother
| 13
How did she buy a cardboard cutout of him? You at least allowed it in the house...
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olpally
| 32
I have no idea where you went wrong. But I know she went right into Edward Cullen's arms for comfort... :/
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LappDance
| 16
Obviously
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olpally
| 32
Well, I lost this comment. *walks out with what dignity I have left*
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ZeroPath5
| 16
Keep practicing and eventually you'll come up with a few winners olpally, lol
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olpally
| 32
haha. It's alright. I'll be fine :D on to the next one. Oh well.
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PrimeEvilTahir
| 23
Maybe an Edward Cullen cut out might help you get over this ;-)
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olpally
| 32
FUCK NO 49!!! Lmao. Drinking would help me now! Haha.
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SlapAndTickle
| 20
*Watches in horror as Pally runs to his Jacob cut-out. *
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olpally
| 32
Slapandtickle^^^ NO!! Lol. Good grief!
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rosenkrieger223
| 21
It took him 4 tries, but olpally finally got a comment with some thumbs up! lmao
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SlapAndTickle
| 20
Ok ok I believe you... Not. ;)
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Nolimit2217
| 32
She will grow up eventually.. I hope!
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Queensland
| 27
When she does she might cry ... 'But Edward Cullen is immortal' THAT'S when you should worry OP.
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luhar
| 7
I'm telling you, twilight is next to Justin beiber on the immense fail list. I feel for you op hopefully this is just a phase?
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Miss_Attitude96
| 24
Is One Direction on this list too? I sure hope so
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luhar
| 7
Of course... If anything it's higher up. One direction os just bieber x5
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Link5794
| 18
You know what's worse than any of those things? Their fans.
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Wizardo
| 33
You went wrong by letting her watch Twilight in the first place...
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highclasssnegro
| 9
Your profile pic is gold.
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timelessone
| 16
I thought it was when he let that cut out make it through the front door.
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rosenkrieger223
| 21
The hatred of twilight in my house is so intense, things like that (especially flammable cardboard) would spontaneously combust if it got anywhere near my doorway. haha
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luckytaim
| 15
You should have recorded it so you can show it to her when she is older to embarrass her.
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AshleyScruggs
| 14
Or put it on Facebook. Maybe that would embarrass her enough to get rid of the cardboard cutout. :)
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angelitared
| 27
Parents aren't cool to talk too!! Duh.
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MzZombicidal
| 36
It's also not very cool to cry into a cardboard cut-out...
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SlapAndTickle
| 20
Fairly certain she was being sarcastic.
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euphoricness
| 28
You didn't happen to tell her you're on team Jacob, did you?
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Likian5
| 26
Teenagers...nothing you can do about it.
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Queensland
| 27
Burning the cut out is something she can do about it