By So little trust. - 12/07/2013 23:18 - Canada - Coaldale

Today, I walked in on my daughter hugging and sobbing into her Edward Cullen cut-out. She won't tell me what's wrong, yet she can confide in a creepy fictional stalker whose facial expression is locked to "chronically constipated". Where did I go wrong? FML
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Eliseopwns 22

Teenage fads... Not your fault. A good laugh for her future self, you know?

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tjv3 10

Well you started going wrong when you allowed a cardboard cut out of Edward Cullen into your house

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Eliseopwns 22

Teenage fads... Not your fault. A good laugh for her future self, you know?

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tjv3 10

Well you started going wrong when you allowed a cardboard cut out of Edward Cullen into your house

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AshleyScruggs 14

I struggle to see what girls find attractive about Rob Pattinson as Edward Cullen.

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helen_ellexo 22

"Chronically constipated" has got to be the most accurate description of his expression yet

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Virtual_BS 13

OP should record it through the crack in the door and post it on Facebook.

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rosenkrieger223 21

42, I completely agree and I couldn't have put it any better, myself.

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IStoleTheCookies 16

Still a better love story than Twilight xD

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Eliseopwns 22

Isn't it his "mysteriousness" or whatever?

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CallMeWindSock 24

Just hope her dad isn't on team Jacob.

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ZeroPath5 16

Yeesh, hope she grows up soon then...

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coversquirrel 8

You went wrong as soon as you bought that cut out.

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fymother 13

How did she buy a cardboard cutout of him? You at least allowed it in the house...

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olpally 32

I have no idea where you went wrong. But I know she went right into Edward Cullen's arms for comfort... :/

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olpally 32

Well, I lost this comment. *walks out with what dignity I have left*

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ZeroPath5 16

Keep practicing and eventually you'll come up with a few winners olpally, lol

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olpally 32

haha. It's alright. I'll be fine :D on to the next one. Oh well.

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PrimeEvilTahir 24

Maybe an Edward Cullen cut out might help you get over this ;-)

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olpally 32

**** NO 49!!! Lmao. Drinking would help me now! Haha.

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SlapAndTickle 20

*Watches in horror as Pally runs to his Jacob cut-out. *

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olpally 32

Slapandtickle^^^ NO!! Lol. Good grief!

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rosenkrieger223 21

It took him 4 tries, but olpally finally got a comment with some thumbs up! lmao

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Nolimit2217 32

She will grow up eventually.. I hope!

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Queensland 27

When she does she might cry ... 'But Edward Cullen is immortal' THAT'S when you should worry OP.

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luhar 7

I'm telling you, twilight is next to Justin beiber on the immense fail list. I feel for you op hopefully this is just a phase?

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Miss_Attitude96 24

Is One Direction on this list too? I sure hope so

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luhar 7

Of course... If anything it's higher up. One direction os just bieber x5

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Link5794 18

You know what's worse than any of those things? Their fans.

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Wizardo 33

You went wrong by letting her watch Twilight in the first place...

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highclasssnegro 9

Your profile pic is gold.

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timelessone 16

I thought it was when he let that cut out make it through the front door.

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rosenkrieger223 21

The hatred of twilight in my house is so intense, things like that (especially flammable cardboard) would spontaneously combust if it got anywhere near my doorway. haha

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luckytaim 15

You should have recorded it so you can show it to her when she is older to embarrass her.

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AshleyScruggs 14

Or put it on Facebook. Maybe that would embarrass her enough to get rid of the cardboard cutout. :)

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MzZombicidal 36

It's also not very cool to cry into a cardboard cut-out...

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euphoricness 28

You didn't happen to tell her you're on team Jacob, did you?

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Likian5 26

Teenagers...nothing you can do about it.

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Queensland 27

Burning the cut out is something she can do about it

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