FML : Today, I walked in on my daughter hugging and sobbing into her Edward Cullen cut-out. She won't tell me what's wrong, yet she can confide in a creepy fictional...

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Today, I walked in on my daughter hugging and sobbing into her Edward Cullen cut-out. She won't tell me what's wrong, yet she can confide in a creepy fictional stalker whose facial expression is locked to "chronically constipated". Where did I go wrong? FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By So little trust. - / Friday 12 July 2013 23:18 / Canada - Coaldale

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By Eliseopwns | 22

#5577798 - Saturday 13 July 2013 04:59

Teenage fads... Not your fault. A good laugh for her future self, you know?

By slkester | 12

#5577799 - Saturday 13 July 2013 04:59

You didn't. It's all age lol

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By Eliseopwns | 22

#5577798 - Saturday 13 July 2013 04:59

Teenage fads... Not your fault. A good laugh for her future self, you know?

tjv3 | 9

#5578014 - Saturday 13 July 2013 06:30

Well you started going wrong when you allowed a cardboard cut out of Edward Cullen into your house

AshleyScruggs | 14

#5578077 - Saturday 13 July 2013 07:20

I struggle to see what girls find attractive about Rob Pattinson as Edward Cullen.

helen_ellexo | 22

#5578098 - Saturday 13 July 2013 07:32

"Chronically constipated" has got to be the most accurate description of his expression yet

Virtual_BS | 13

#5578579 - Saturday 13 July 2013 06:12

OP should record it through the crack in the door and post it on Facebook.

rosenkrieger223 | 21

#5578831 - Saturday 13 July 2013 09:42

42, I completely agree and I couldn't have put it any better, myself.

IStoleTheCookies | 16

#5578924 - Saturday 13 July 2013 11:18

Still a better love story than Twilight xD

Eliseopwns | 22

#5580332 - Sunday 14 July 2013 11:22

Isn't it his "mysteriousness" or whatever?

By slkester | 12

#5577799 - Saturday 13 July 2013 04:59

You didn't. It's all age lol

CallMeWindSock | 24

#5577844 - Saturday 13 July 2013 05:07

Just hope her dad isn't on team Jacob.

ZeroPath5 | 16

#5577945 - Saturday 13 July 2013 05:52

Yeesh, hope she grows up soon then...

coversquirrel | 8

#5578052 - Saturday 13 July 2013 06:57

You went wrong as soon as you bought that cut out.

fymother | 13

#5582542 - Tuesday 16 July 2013 05:32

How did she buy a cardboard cutout of him? You at least allowed it in the house...

By olpally | 32

#5577800 - Saturday 13 July 2013 04:59

I have no idea where you went wrong. But I know she went right into Edward Cullen's arms for comfort... :/

LappDance | 16

#5577907 - Saturday 13 July 2013 05:32

Obviously

olpally | 32

#5577921 - Saturday 13 July 2013 05:41

Well, I lost this comment. *walks out with what dignity I have left*

ZeroPath5 | 16

#5577949 - Saturday 13 July 2013 05:54

Keep practicing and eventually you'll come up with a few winners olpally, lol

olpally | 32

#5577960 - Saturday 13 July 2013 05:58

haha. It's alright. I'll be fine :D on to the next one. Oh well.

PrimeEvilTahir | 23

#5578079 - Saturday 13 July 2013 07:21

Maybe an Edward Cullen cut out might help you get over this ;-)

olpally | 32

#5578085 - Saturday 13 July 2013 07:26

FUCK NO 49!!! Lmao. Drinking would help me now! Haha.

SlapAndTickle | 20

#5578319 - Saturday 13 July 2013 01:00

*Watches in horror as Pally runs to his Jacob cut-out. *

olpally | 32

#5578569 - Saturday 13 July 2013 06:03

Slapandtickle^^^ NO!! Lol. Good grief!

rosenkrieger223 | 21

#5578846 - Saturday 13 July 2013 09:51

It took him 4 tries, but olpally finally got a comment with some thumbs up! lmao

SlapAndTickle | 20

#5579156 - Sunday 14 July 2013 02:32

Ok ok I believe you... Not. ;)

By Nolimit2217 | 32

#5577801 - Saturday 13 July 2013 05:00

She will grow up eventually.. I hope!

Queensland | 27

#5578246 - Saturday 13 July 2013 11:53

When she does she might cry ... 'But Edward Cullen is immortal' THAT'S when you should worry OP.

By luhar | 7

#5577805 - Saturday 13 July 2013 05:00

I'm telling you, twilight is next to Justin beiber on the immense fail list. I feel for you op hopefully this is just a phase?

Miss_Attitude96 | 24

#5577976 - Saturday 13 July 2013 06:07

Is One Direction on this list too? I sure hope so

luhar | 7

#5578094 - Saturday 13 July 2013 07:29

Of course... If anything it's higher up. One direction os just bieber x5

Link5794 | 16

#5579311 - Sunday 14 July 2013 05:16

You know what's worse than any of those things? Their fans.

By Wizardo | 33

#5577810 - Saturday 13 July 2013 05:01

You went wrong by letting her watch Twilight in the first place...

highclasssnegro | 9

#5577920 - Saturday 13 July 2013 05:40

Your profile pic is gold.

timelessone | 16

#5578289 - Saturday 13 July 2013 12:26

I thought it was when he let that cut out make it through the front door.

rosenkrieger223 | 21

#5578854 - Saturday 13 July 2013 10:05

The hatred of twilight in my house is so intense, things like that (especially flammable cardboard) would spontaneously combust if it got anywhere near my doorway. haha